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Title: ABC
Subtitle: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups
Author: Marc Richard
Narrator: David S. Dear
Format: Unabridged
Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
Language: English
Release date: 12-05-17
Publisher: Marc Richard
Genres: Fiction, Humor
Publisher's Summary:
Far from the fairy tales you're used to...
A Is for Adam
And on the sixth day, God created man....
Adam is the first human being all alone in the Garden of Eden. He has everything he needs, but he sure is lonely. One morning, he awakens to find his body flayed open. Could it be kidney thieves? No, God has stolen a rib to make him a companion. Why he couldn't have just made Eve out of dirt like Adam was, is beyond him. Adam and Eve are living in relative peace in Paradise until trouble comes to the Garden in the form of a snake. He convinces Eve to eat the Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and she convinces Adam to do the same. This makes God very angry, and He banishes them to the desert to fend for themselves.
Why are they suddenly knowing things they shouldn't? Why are twigs sprouting out from their body? How did their goat learn the words to all these Phil Collins songs?
Follow me, as we journey together through one man's complete misunderstanding of the Book of Genesis.
Members Reviews:
Kindle Unlimited, he's started putting some of his on ...
Kindle Unlimited, he's started putting some of his on ku so here I am. Already read some {listed below} and reading 3 now back to back.
Reviewed these before not sure why didn't take, see each individual review for details. A is for Adam -- and not really the story you heard about in the Bible, and definitely not the ending. B is for Bear -- 3 {Italian} mobsters and Blondie, even close to the fairy tale told of Goldilocks. C is for Cookie -- Hansel and Gretel, sort of but not really; truck drivers delivering sweets. Got the 3 pack as a freebie one day.}
D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! (The Alphabet Books)
ABC: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
C is for Cookie: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! (The Alphabet Books 3
B is for Bear: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! (The Alphabet Books 2)
A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! (The Alphabet Books 1)
Degrees of Separation: A Pseudonovel
Harm's Way: A Horror Comedy
Sorry.: A Short Story Collection
DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 3: Endgame {trying to get this one on ku or talk him out of copy, read the other 2}
DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 2: D.C.
DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 1: The Invaders
DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) PARTS 1-3
Wow! What a Fun Read!
If you want some light reading and plenty of laughs, you will love this book. Actually, it's three books in one, three different stories. The first book is an enjoyable spoof on Adam and Eve. Plenty of irony and fun there. The second book is a Mafia tale. A whole lot of craziness. The third book is a new version of the Hansel and Gretel story, sure to keep you reading. I enjoyed all three stories, and I'm sure you will, too. The entire grouping is very well written, and just so much fun!
Perfect pastime
This book only lasted me a day but it was a great read. I was thoroughly entertained and enjoyed every minute of it. I would highly recommend.
Fractured Fairy Tales says the least.
These aren't the stories I grew up with. They are a lot more interesting and entertaining. A must read for any letter of the alphabet.
Quite A Different Take on the ABCs!
I received a free copy of this book in exchange for my honest review. Below, you have it.
To start, we have A is for Adam. Please do not read this story with food or drink in your mouth. It will go everywhere.