Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Outro Song: Christmas Wrapping - Glee

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I'm just saying, some of this silly goosery might actually work.

Outro Song: DOUBLE DUTCH - Charmaine

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I'm straight up the most bilingual podcaster on the market

Outro Song: Jacuzzi - Radio Radio

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I'm on a real spray and pray type jam if you know what I mean.

Outro Song: Bed Bugs - Amaroun

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Straight up about to do a hotel's worth of laundry ngl

Outro Song: Canned Heat - Jamiroquai

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I'm back and sicker than ever.

Outro Song: Cough Syrup - Young the Giant

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I quite literally am sweating from eating/

Outro song: Paradise Lost - Chihara Minori

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Forget exercise, getting to a point where you can talk to a real person in customer service is the only true test of endurance.

Outro song: Purple Lamborghini - Skrillex & Rick Ross

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Oh by the way it's Halloween.  Didn't really mention it, but it is.  To be clear, I do not wish you  a happy Halloween, it is simply Halloween.

Outro song: Spooky Scary Skeleton Dance Remix - Nick Rodgers

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I'm like Superman for cats.

Outro song: Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne

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