Downton Downunder

Downton Downunder

By KC, Fi and B_ShanComedy
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Downton Downunder episodes

  • In the Porn Version

    In the finale of Series 2, Spanish Flu comes to Downton.  Sibyl and Brandson come to the family to confess their love, romances are solemnised and dashed in equal measure, and Thomas does his best.  Strap in, and remember to get your flu shot.

    Mentioned:

    #NotAllAmericans

    Francis Dereham the Chauffeur

    This screenshot

    Keeping Up Appearances and Downton Abbey crossover fic

    Cholera

    Contact:

    B_Shan's twitter

    Fi's twitter

    Bronze Pig Media twitter

    1 hr 11 min
  • Some Kind of Sex Bathroom

    In Series 2, Episode 7, the war is over.  Robert takes over the title of The Most Emo, Sir Richard asks Anna to use her detective powers for evil, Matthew's life gets better and worse, and Sibyl and Brandson make their move.

    Mentioned

    Chill Jr, World's biggest puppy

    1 2 3 4

    The Aborted Catcall

    The Catacombs of Paris

    Potter Nonsense

    Damsels in Disney

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    B_Shan's twitter

    Fi's twitter

    Bronze Pig Media twitter

    1 hr 21 min
  • A Stroll and Roll

    In Series 2, Episode 6, Matthew and Daisy battle for the title of Most Emo alongside a star-studded guest cast of concepts: an impostor, the patriarchy, martyrdom, and the conceptual embodiment of Matthew and Mary's very obvious love for each other.

    Mentioned:

    Cold and hot reading

    We decide what kind of band we would form with the name "The Patrick Gordon Debacle"

    Turn Down for What

    A Really Weird Seminar

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    B_Shan's twitter

    Fi's twitter

    Bronze Pig Media twitter

    56 min
  • Please Look After This Bear

    In Series 2, Episode 5, William is our bravest boy, and everybody is on their very best behaviour -- except Brandson and Vera.

    Mentioned:

    Blu Cantrell's "Hit ‘Em Up Style”

    Padington

    Many dick jokes

    Baby cages

    Marie Antoinette’s Very Chaste Marriage

    Lucrezia Borgia’s Divorce

    Sybil has the lips of a Kingkiller Chronicle damsel

    Contact:

    B_Shan's twitter

    Fi's twitter

    Bronze Pig Media twitter

    1 hr 24 min
  • So You're Telling Me There's a Chance

    In series 2, episode 4 concerns are raised about the war breaking down social barriers, especially where Sybil is concerned; nobody believes that Mary and Matthew aren't in love; we see many sides of Ms O'Brien; and Brandson tries negging.

    Mentioned:

    What even is time?

    The societal impact of war then and now.

    ANZAC Biscuits

    The Emu War vs The Squirrel War

    The Ugliest Renaissance Baby

    The Vatican Dick Box/Scientology

    Banned names in New Zealand

    The changing landscape of romance

    Contact:

    B_Shan's twitter

    Fi's twitter

    Bronze Pig Media twitter

    1 hr 22 min
  • Bomb in the Soup

    In Series 2, Episode 3, Downton is set up as a convalescent home and the wounded troops flood in.  Edith finds a purpose, Brandson hatches a plan, and literally nobody can read a room.

    Mentioned:

    Tripod

    The assassination of the Romanovs

    Popular teen body sprays

    We revisit the name Evelyn

    Thomas Hardy was woke

    The Marconi Scandal

    Monsters of the week

    Contact:

    B_Shan's twitter

    Fi's twitter

    Bronze Pig Media twitter

    1 hr 15 min
  • The Wrong Tweed

    The war encroaches into Downton Abbey.  A shellshocked valet enters as a newly called up William prepares to leave.  Mary's new beau makes an impression,  Mr Molesley tries to cut Mr Bates' lunch, and the suicide of a patient at the hospital leads the family to decide they need to be doing more to aid the war effort.

    Mentioned:

    • More Maria Doyle Kennedy and a jaunt into Tudor TV and history.

    • The Broker

    • We write a fanfic about the Drake family

    • The careers of Chad Michael Murray and Hilary Duff

    • Iain Glen and Bill Nighy

    • Wallace and Grommet


    • Contact:

      B_Shan's twitter

      Fi's twitter

      Bronze Pig Media twitter

      1 hr 3 min
    • Replacement Ginger Maid

      In the first episode of the second series, we are abruptly thrown into the midst of WWI.  Matthew has a new fiance, Sibyl is on her way to be a nurse, and Vera Bates is ready to upend Downton entirely.

      Mentioned:

      • KC's ponytail

      • Lisztomania

      • An extended discussion of Top Gun, The Vampire Chronicles, and Watchmen.

      • Captain America Crackvids

      • We love Maria Doyle Kennedy

      • Huntsman Stories


      • Contact:

        B_Shan's twitter

        Fi's twitter

        Bronze Pig Media twitter

        1 hr 20 min
      • Series One in Retrospect

        B_Shan and Fi discuss the highlights, the lowlights, and the veracity of B_Shan's Predictions in preparation for Series Two, coming 22 November 2019.

        Contact:

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        Fi's twitter

        Bronze Pig Media twitter

        20 min
      • Downton Abbey: The Movie (Bonus Episode)

        THIS EPISODE IS NOT SPOILER FREE

        If you have not watched all of Downton Abbey, this episode will contain information that you may not want to know.  For those who have seen the movie, here is our discussion with special guest, KC's sister and writer of our music, Beth!

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        Fi's twitter

        Bronze Pig Media twitter

        54 min

      About Downton Downunder

      From the publisher's feed

      Three Australian friends, KC, Fi and B_Shan watch acclaimed series Downton Abbey. KC and Fi are period film enthusiasts, B_Shan saw Pride and Prejudice and Zombies one time. Join us fortnightly for a…