Dr. Donut & The Dingus

This week Dr. Donut & The Dingus discuss their own "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood" decision that changed the whole course of their lives.  You're Welcome.


THE ROAD NOT TAKEN 

by Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down one as far as I could

To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was grassy and wanted wear;

Though as for that the passing there

Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay

In leaves no step had trodden black.

Oh, I kept the first for another day!

Yet knowing how way leads on to way,

I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

Read the description of Part 1 but add fart sounds.

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In a Dr. D & The D first we have a full interview with a guest who is peddling a product for mass consumption! Most of you know James Michael Williams as "Jimmy James", the talented artist who designed the very DD&D logo you worship daily.  Surprisingly, he's SO much more than that.  He does art very well & he also does stand up comedy, makes ice cream & waits tables.  A true renaissance thingy.  He also went to college with The Dingus & The Doctor, so you know he's a real piece of work.  Since you love us, you'll love him.  His new book BUFFER ZONE is poignant, hilarious & hits you wear it should kill you...the heart. This book puts his full talent as an artist & observational humorist on full display.  So please enjoy Part 1 of our conversation with our old friend, Jimmy James Michael Williams. You're Welcome.

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Dr. Donut & The Dingus are friends but they are not BEST FRIENDS. Cooter & Anonymous hold those titles, respectively.  While answering some questions from Anonymous they dig into what makes a friendship last & how truly special the bonds we create with our chosen tribe are.   They also say "Bitch" & "Cunt" a lot. You're Welcome.

Dr. Donut introduces The Dingus to a lovely game called "We're Not Really Strangers" which is a set of cards that poses personal questions to help relationships grow.  They thought they knew everything about each other & after a few questions, you know what?  It turns out they do.  You're Welcome.

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The Doctor is onto Job #7 since the podcast started! CONGRATS!!! She tells The Dingus all about it & she also tells the epic tale of almost executing the patented "Dr. Donut Dropkick" at the Dead & Co. show in Boulder while going Full Karen on a real weasel of a person we'll just call "Chase".  Then they round it out by going thru the 2023 College Football ALL NAME Team.  Are Shitta Sillah, Moh Bility & Memorable Factor real people?!?! You're Welcome.

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A VERY SPECIAL THING OCCURRED...Dr. Donut & The Dingus were in the same place at the same time! That place was The Doctor's house in Santa Fe & The result is an ON BED discussion about Dr. Donut's new lover, Santa Fe in general & a load of Cum references.  We recorded our very 1st Instagram live video for this, so if you only listen to the audio there will be a lot of visual references.  Sorry.  Just use your wild imagination to cum into the gaps. You're Welcome.

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This time Ol' Dr. Donut & Geriatric Pussyfoot The Dingus ponder the future.  They discuss their ideal living situation when they are most likely in the throes of Dementia & can no longer take care of themselves.  We're all aging.  Some faster than others. If you live long enough to need constant care, what would you like that scenario to look like? We've determined that a Bubba Ho-Tep scenario would be ideal.  You're welcome.

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It's all about the FUCKING SANDWICH.  This week, Dr. Donut & The Dingus revisit the 1st time The Doctor's Danish was punctured PLUS there's some 1 nite stand stories peppered in with some general life grievances & the realization that Dr. D & The D HAVE NEVER EVEN TOUCHED EACH OTHER. Like, never. Not even a fist bump. WOAH.  You're Welcome.

This time Dr. Donut & The Dingus snowball their way thru a very revealing conversation about one of the most awkward topics in human history...losing your virginity.  Who won at the loss of virginity?!? Dr. Donut? Or The Dingus? YOU DECIDE. They also discuss the lyrics behind Heart's insanely huge & twisted hit "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You".  You're Welcome.

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… It was a rainy night
When he came into sight
Standing by the road
No umbrella, no coat

… So I pulled up along side
And I offered him a ride
He accepted with a smile
So we drove for a while

… I didn't ask him his name
This lonely boy in the rain
Fate, tell me it's right, is this love at first sight?
Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night

… All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will, you want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

… So we found this hotel
It was a place I knew well
We made magic that night
Oh, he did everything right

… He brought the woman out of me
So many times, easily
And in the mornin' when he woke
All I left him was a note

… I told him I am the flower, you are the seed
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

… All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to, oh

… Ooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love

… Then it happened one day
We came 'round the same way
You can imagine his surprise
When he saw his own eyes

… I said, "Please, please understand
I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me, oh-oh
Was the one little thing that you can"

… All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I want to do is make love to you
C'mon, say you will, you want me, too

… All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will, baby, want me too

… All night long (all I wanna do is make love to you)
All night long (all I wanna do)
All night long (all I wanna do is make love to you)
All night long (all I wanna do)

… All I wanna do (is make love to you)
All I wanna do
All I wanna do
All I wanna do
All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew, yeah (all I wanna do)
(All I wanna do is make love to you)
All night long (all I wanna do)
All night long

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