Dr. Eli's Miraculous Brain Tonic

In the Season One finale, Dr. Eli Zufrain minces no words and holds nothing back. He points the knowledge rocket straight at the one disorder that may shock you more than any: Capgras Syndrome. Imagine thinking that everyone around you is an alien or that you're a star of a movie. It may sound like reality TV, but it's far worse, and Dr. Eli is here to cure America of this creeping malady, no matter how much tonic he has to pour down their reluctant throats.

The doc is back, and he's bringing the jaws of life to rip America's agoraphobics from the seductive clutches of a agoraphobia and drop them back in the outside world. Whether it takes a drop of the tonic, or an entire bottle, Dr. Eli Zufrain won't stop until every obese, terrified shut-in is back out walking the streets in your neighborhood.

People are being trapped inside their own homes for weeks and months on end and it's not because of terrorists. It's because of the big, black blob called agoraphobia and its slowly but surely destroying America. From obese shut-ins living in bathtubs full of feces, to pencil neck geeks found dead under piles of kitty litter, Dr. Eli examines this horrible illness and tries to figure out just how much of the tonic America needs to gulp down for a cure.

With so many people, and so many personalities, it's no wonder that Dr. Eli Zufrain was unable to pack all the knowledge into one episode. But fret not, truth seekers, the knowledge rocket is diving even deeper into this horrendous plague of insecurity, and with a heavy dose of the tonic, perhaps a cure is in sight.

Do you know who you are? Probably not, at least depending on the day, and that means you just might have Multiple Personality Disorder. But don't fret, truth seekers, because Dr. Eli Zufrain is here to cure your crushing mental illness by taking a deep dive into a world where the man in the mirror might be the strangest one of them all.

Paranoia is ripping up the fabric of humanity, and Dr. Eli is here to sew it back together. By using his intrepid research skills and razor-sharp intuition, the doctor looks to chill all the fevered minds with enough time to catch the latest episode of The Bachelor.

In this episode of The Tonic, Dr. Eli Zufrain delves deep into the world of paranoia where everyone is out to get you and everything is working against you? Sound familiar? You're not alone, and Dr. Eli has the cure for your debilitating, life-ruining, illness. You can thank him later.

Some mental illnesses are better than others and Synathesia is one of the best. Dr. Eli Zufrain puts this disorder under the microscope and shows why if you're lucky enough to have this "touch of the gods," you just might become the next great pop musician.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is back and it’s bigger than before. Dr. Eli tries desperately to tackle this behemoth before it completely destroys all of our lives. You can thank him later.

NPD is rearing its ugly face all across America. From the bedroom to the boardroom, and even the bathroom, there is nothing that this insidious mental illness won't devour. Luckily, Dr. Eli Zufrain has the cure. You can thank him later.