Dr. Cornelius Porridge is an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, sealed in a jar labelled "WTF?!" Part time-traveller, part-badger, part steampunk stand-up. In these troubled times he has kindly agreed to keep us updated daily on the plague situation in his native Lincolnshire. This plaguecast is the collection of those daily dispatches. Kind of like an Eastenders omnibus, only with more innuendo.

This week sees Dr. Porridge dealing with a school overrun with plague. Any similarity to any persons living, dead or imaginary (especially if their name is Lt. E Ripley) is entirely coincidental.

Caution advised: The following broadcast may not be suitable for those possessed of a nervous disposition, or indeed good taste.

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