Dr. Cornelius Porridge is an eggy-enigma covered liberally with the sausage of mystery, glazed in the egg of absurdity and dipped into the breadcrumbs of the macabre. Part time-travelling scotch egg, part-badger, part steampunk stand-up. In these troubled times he has kindly agreed to keep us updated daily on the plague situation in his native Lincolnshire. This plaguecast is the collection of those daily dispatches. Kind of like a Hollyoaks omnibus, only with less tits.

Any similarity to any other franchises is entirely coincidental.

Caution advised: The following broadcast may not be suitable for the elderly, pregnant, infirm, or those possessed of a nervous disposition or a weak bladder.

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