Welcome once again to this latest journey into the unknown that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.

Formed from our daily bulletins, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous fibbing.

Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time wild cheese wrangler. He can often be found in the countryside around Cheddar Gorge rounding up any stray cheeses and returning them to the safety of the herd..

Following his recent adventures on a post-apocalyptic, future earth hellscape, Dr Porridge and Colon - his cybernetic badger accomplice - now find themselves lost in space, onboard a stolen alien vessel, threatened with total destruction by all the remaining ducks in the universe. 

Listen at your peril. This broadcast is not recommended for the elderly or infirm, and side-effects may include nausea, hallucinations and the unshakeable belief that you are a champion gooseberry grower.

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