Welcome once again as we journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.

Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting series since Howard's Way, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous fibbing.

Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time nostril cleanliness operative. If you need a nostril cleaned in a hurry, Porridge is your man. Woman. Other.

Following his recent adventures onboard a stolen alien vessel, Porridge and Colon - his cybernetic badger accomplice - find themselves on some kind of beach resort planet, for some reason following the instructions given to them by a bottle of gin. Not for the first time either. The good doctor himself will hopefully explain the rest.

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