Welcome to this, our latest journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.

Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting, hard-hitting series since Heartbeat, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous fibbing.

Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time cow-tipper, and winner of "What Cow" magazines man of the year award for three consecutive years.

Following their recent adventures onboard a stolen alien warship, in which they accidentally commited genocide on a planet of peace-loving insectoids, and mistakenly summoned an Elder God who promptly destroyed a planet, Porridge and his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon now find themselves in orbit around a war planet, which is where things - and by things I mean the outrageous accents - get *really* weird.

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