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Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Implied/Referenced Non-Con, Torture, Panic attacks,  Canon typical child abuse,

Pairing:  Sokka/Zuko

Cover art:TheRisingWing (Ao3) (instagram)

Music: Heart by heart - Demi Lavato

Summary: ‘…H-how am I still alive?’ Zuko thinks.

Sokka flinches back. Whoaaa, how in Spirits name did Zuko project his voice like that? Sokka didn’t even see him move his lips.

As if he can hear Sokka’s thoughts, Zuko turns his head to look directly at him, eyes bewildered.

And this is where Sokka realises something is very, very wrong.

Two minutes later: “No way!” Sokka shakes his head wildly, just as prince jerkbender across him curses. “I’m soul bonded- To him?! No way! That’s just spirit mumbo-jumbo!!!”

-or, through some freak Spirit accident involving Zhao, the Avatar, and the continuous joke that is both their existence, Sokka and Zuko have been soul-bonded and mentally linked. Neither of them are particularly happy with this.

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Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Implied/Referenced Non-Con, Torture, Panic attacks,  Canon typical child abuse,

Pairing:  Sokka/Zuko

Cover art: TheRisingWing (Ao3) (instagram)

Music: Heart by heart - Demi Lavato

Summary: ‘…H-how am I still alive?’ Zuko thinks.

Sokka flinches back. Whoaaa, how in Spirits name did Zuko project his voice like that? Sokka didn’t even see him move his lips.

As if he can hear Sokka’s thoughts, Zuko turns his head to look directly at him, eyes bewildered.

And this is where Sokka realises something is very, very wrong.

Two minutes later: “No way!” Sokka shakes his head wildly, just as prince jerkbender across him curses. “I’m soul bonded- To him?! No way! That’s just spirit mumbo-jumbo!!!”

-or, through some freak Spirit accident involving Zhao, the Avatar, and the continuous joke that is both their existence, Sokka and Zuko have been soul-bonded and mentally linked. Neither of them are particularly happy with this.

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Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Suicide (But it's deadpool so), Disscosation,

Pairing:  Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Cover art: original art by umikochann, edit by343EnderSpark

Music: All of me - Michael Buble

Summary:  Peter answers a Craigslist ad for someone who is willing to pay for some unspecified physical contact/sex because he's just that broke. He's surprised to find out Wade Wilson is the one who posted the ad, but thinks he can still manage just fine even when the man explains he'd like him to wear a special costume for the occasion. Of course things become a little more complicated when Wade reveals the outfit he's chosen: a shockingly accurate Spider-Man suit

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Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None apply

Pairing:  Gen

Summary: "Guys," Aang said, "I think he needs help."

Jet briefly took out his mouth-grass. He stared down at the injured firebender. He smiled. "We'll take care of him."

In retrospect, it was pretty ominous.

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Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: War, death

Pairing:  Gen

Summary: Prince Zuko dies in a tragic training accident; a burned boy named Li reports for duty to the 41st Division.

Military firebenders are called Kindling. It's accurate.

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Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Suicide (But it's deadpool so), Disscosation,

Pairing:  Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Cover art: original art by umikochann, edit by343EnderSpark

Music: The broken ones - Dia Framton

Summary:  Peter answers a Craigslist ad for someone who is willing to pay for some unspecified physical contact/sex because he's just that broke. He's surprised to find out Wade Wilson is the one who posted the ad, but thinks he can still manage just fine even when the man explains he'd like him to wear a special costume for the occasion. Of course things become a little more complicated when Wade reveals the outfit he's chosen: a shockingly accurate Spider-Man suit

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Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Cover Art: compassrose

Pairing:  Dirk/Todd

Summary: For the DGHDA Big Bang 2017.

“...Very long story short, until yesterday, it hailed as my greatest case: one of deception, danger, double-crosses, and an all-round perversion of high emotion and - dare I say it - romance…”

What do horses, robots, time-travel, false identities, alternate universes, flagrant homosexuality and the University of Cambridge have in common? Probably not much, but it's all Todd Brotzman has to work with after he falls through a hole in space and time, arriving at St. Cedd’s College for the first day of Svlad Cjelli (not yet notoriously known as Dirk Gently). There's a case to be solved, but it refuses to start. For both Todd and Svlad, and Dirk and Farah, events unfold in exactly the way you'd expect at Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

(This work is canon-compliant as per the end of Season 1. It refers to canon set out in the two Dirk Gently novels, the Dirk Gently 2010 TV Series, the Dirk Gently Comics "The Salmon of Doubt" and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, but none of that is needed to understand the work.)

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Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Cover Art: compassrose

Pairing:  Dirk/Todd

Summary: For the DGHDA Big Bang 2017.

“...Very long story short, until yesterday, it hailed as my greatest case: one of deception, danger, double-crosses, and an all-round perversion of high emotion and - dare I say it - romance…”

What do horses, robots, time-travel, false identities, alternate universes, flagrant homosexuality and the University of Cambridge have in common? Probably not much, but it's all Todd Brotzman has to work with after he falls through a hole in space and time, arriving at St. Cedd’s College for the first day of Svlad Cjelli (not yet notoriously known as Dirk Gently). There's a case to be solved, but it refuses to start. For both Todd and Svlad, and Dirk and Farah, events unfold in exactly the way you'd expect at Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

(This work is canon-compliant as per the end of Season 1. It refers to canon set out in the two Dirk Gently novels, the Dirk Gently 2010 TV Series, the Dirk Gently Comics "The Salmon of Doubt" and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, but none of that is needed to understand the work.)

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Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing:  Sokka/Zuko

Summary: Zuko’s advisors have once again suggested a list of suitors to marry. They are not quite what Sokka expected.

Or

Zuko despises the concept of arranged marriage, and Sokka loves his hot-tempered idiot.

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Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing:  Sokka/Zuko

Summary: Sokka wakes up sweating, his heart pounding and chest heaving like he's just run a marathon. He hasn't, of course - he's still in the same place he fell asleep, in the master bedroom of the Fire Nation Royal Palace. The room is safe, familiar. If Sokka looks to his right he'll see the door to their balcony, the curtains left slightly open to admit the faint light of the full moon. If he looks to his left…

Sokka rolls to the right, pulling himself out of bed. He kind of hates himself for it, but he's not ready to look to the left just yet.

[It's been over ten years since the end of the 100 year war, but Team Avatar are still plagued by nightmares of what used to be.]

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