Dr_Fumbles_McStupid's Podfic

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing:  Beerus/Whis

Summary: Beerus and Whis are the last of their kind, but Beerus believes he may have finally found what they have been looking for all this time.

“Get dressed my love. We are going out tonight.”

“Out?” Whis asked curiously. “Will we be hunting tonight?”

“In a way. I believe I have finally found some candidates to join us.”

Written for biruwhisweek1 - Day 5 - Prompt Any AU

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Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: talk of Non-Con, talk of Torture, Major Character Death

Pairing:  Sokka/Zuko

Summary: The guy they pull out from under Lake Laogai freaks Sokka out.

Not in like, a personal way. He doesn’t have anything against the guy, even if he looks scary as hell, with all those bruises and scars. It’s just—

Well. He’s living proof that people are capable of a lot of things Sokka doesn’t want to believe they are.

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Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Non- Consensual drug use, Non-Con, Torture, Major Character Death

Pairing:  Gen

Summary: Zuko doesn’t know how long he’s been in Ba Sing Se.

Some days, he just cries.

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Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Non- Consensual drug use, Non-Con

Pairing:  Zhao/Zuko

Summary: [ He drinks the tea and tries not to look uncomfortable as Zhao moves closer and closer. He doesn't know how, but somehow every time he blinks the man is closer. He should say something, but what? He’s not actually doing anything wrong. (He should move closer; Zuko is his prince, and he should be hanging on his every word. It was perfectly reasonable.)

Wherever Zuko goes, Zhao always seems to be there, smirking & offering him tea. He doesn't want the tea-that-is-not-just-tea. But he can't explain why to his uncle, or tell him that the very thought of tea makes him want to scream (in rage, not fear, because princes don't feel fear).

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing:  Dirk/Todd

Summary: “I think the telekinetic, possibly alien baby has imprinted on Todd and now she’s trying to kill me so she can have all his attention to herself.”

“Okay, let’s, uh. Let’s calm down—”

“Farah, you have to believe me! Whenever I see her and Todd, I feel like I’m dying. And she just so happens to have powers, so what other explanation is there?”

“Oh, Dirk,” Farah says in the tone that Dirk has now come to learn means that somewhere along the way, he’s missed something huge and rather obvious.

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A case drops a telekinetic baby into the agency’s care and Dirk feels...overwhelmed whenever he sees Todd competently, wonderfully, lovingly taking care of a child.

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing:  Pre Dirk/Todd

Summary: Dirk Gently was not cute.

Dirk Gently was a goddamn menace, traipsing around in his seemingly endless array of technicolor jackets with his neat side part, twee exuberance shining out through his wide eyes like a guiding beacon, summoning all the bizarre terrors of the world to his person. There was probably something poetic in there about the gravitational pull of weirdness, but Todd didn’t write sad songs about strange people anymore and even if he did, he certainly wouldn’t be writing one about Dirk Gently. Who was not, for the record, cute.

Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing:  Ryoga/Ranma

Summary: Ranma doesn't like cats. Cats like Ryoga. And Ryoga likes.

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Pairing:  Finn/Poe/Rey

Summary: Rey is different from Finn; all sharp angles with kinetic energy beneath pale skin, eyes wide enough to take in the sky. A completely different kind of beauty from Finn, but beautiful all the same.

Oh no, thinks Poe Dameron, with a sinking realisation.

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Cover Art by: Greedy_Dancer

Pairing:  Clint/Bucky

Summary: “You can’t bring a dog,” Tony says.

Clint just shrugs at that. “Well, I have been thinking about retiring.”

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Cover Art by: annapods

Pairing:  Bones/Kirk

Summary: Jim finds Bones in his office when it ticks over into Gamma shift, and Bones still hasn't come to bed.