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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Little Echoes by sulkybender

Rating: teen and up

Warnings: none apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Sokka?Zuko if you squint

Summary: “I think,” Zuko says slowly, “we may have angered the spirits.”

Sokka scoffs.

“Spirits are bullshit,” he says.

“Okay,” Zuko says, “so what do you call this?”

He waves his hand generally at them both, the state of them. Zuko is still on his back, half-incapacitated; Sokka is sitting up, but hardly better off.

“There’s a rational explanation,” Sokka says.

Zuko arches his eyebrow.

“There is,” Sokka insists. “Stop that. Don’t smirk at me.”

“So what is it,” Zuko says, smirking.

Sokka thinks for a moment, wildly.

“Static… electricity,” he says.

Zuko bursts out laughing.

“Okay, okay, I get it,” Sokka says, ears burning. “It’s a working theory.”

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠admiring flowers by Koschei_B

Rating: teen and up

Warnings: none apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Summary: Will's not a goddess, but he gets kidnapped by the Reaper all the same.

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Podfic of Doggy Dog by notmadderred.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Internalized homophobia, murder

Cover art:  Cover by Dr-Fumbles_McStupid Photo by Francesco La Corte on Unsplash  

Readers: Dr-Fumbles_mcStupid as Mole man, Vexbatch as matt, ravin as foggy aliteralgarbageheap as narrator

Pairing:  Matt/Foggy

Summary: Foggy will admit to having, like. A small problem. Just a small one, though. Nothing serious, nope. Nothing to examine in any real detail. A real, certified Small Problem(™). Not a big one. That would be an Actual Problem, and Foggy doesn’t have any of those.

He definitely has a crush on Matt Murdock.

Matt Murdock: former roomie, former coworker, and former co-owner of a law practice.

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There's a gala. Foggy invites Matt. It's fine.

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠The Fault in My Code⁠⁠⁠ by ⁠⁠⁠LiaS0⁠⁠⁠.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, canon typical violence, mentions of suicide

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Music: Better Strange - James Supercave

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Summary: Soulmate AU: Soulmates find their other half when they look into their eyes. After the next time they sleep, they wake with one eye the color of their intended.

Will Graham avoids eyes. He's never wanted a soulmate, never wanted to be told by the universe who he was supposed to feel a connection to. He already struggles enough with connections, thank you very much. As a psychiatrist, he works with soulmates who have lost their other half through various means, part of a social system that regards the journey to your soulmate as the most important thing a person can do. Coerced by Jack Crawford to consult on a case where the assailant is targeting soulmates, Will finds himself turning to the notorious Dr. Lecter to gain insight on how he's choosing the soulmates to target.

Things go horribly awry when he looks into Hannibal's eyes, though. The next morning, he wakes up with one eye blue, the other maroon. He's never wanted a soulmate, least of all one behind bars for murdering dozens of people and eating them. Hannibal thinks it's delightful -it's been dreadfully boring since he was locked up.

Romance, thriller, mayhem, mystery, soulmate au with a realistic twist, and a grumpy Will Graham

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Podfic of ⁠⁠The Fault in My Code⁠⁠ by ⁠⁠LiaS0⁠⁠.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, canon typical violence, mentions of suicide

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Music: Better Strange - James Supercave

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Summary: Soulmate AU: Soulmates find their other half when they look into their eyes. After the next time they sleep, they wake with one eye the color of their intended.

Will Graham avoids eyes. He's never wanted a soulmate, never wanted to be told by the universe who he was supposed to feel a connection to. He already struggles enough with connections, thank you very much. As a psychiatrist, he works with soulmates who have lost their other half through various means, part of a social system that regards the journey to your soulmate as the most important thing a person can do. Coerced by Jack Crawford to consult on a case where the assailant is targeting soulmates, Will finds himself turning to the notorious Dr. Lecter to gain insight on how he's choosing the soulmates to target.

Things go horribly awry when he looks into Hannibal's eyes, though. The next morning, he wakes up with one eye blue, the other maroon. He's never wanted a soulmate, least of all one behind bars for murdering dozens of people and eating them. Hannibal thinks it's delightful -it's been dreadfully boring since he was locked up.

Romance, thriller, mayhem, mystery, soulmate au with a realistic twist, and a grumpy Will Graham

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Podfic of ⁠The Fault in My Code⁠ by ⁠LiaS0⁠.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, canon typical violence, mentions of suicide

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Music: Better Strange - James Supercave

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Summary: Soulmate AU: Soulmates find their other half when they look into their eyes. After the next time they sleep, they wake with one eye the color of their intended.

Will Graham avoids eyes. He's never wanted a soulmate, never wanted to be told by the universe who he was supposed to feel a connection to. He already struggles enough with connections, thank you very much. As a psychiatrist, he works with soulmates who have lost their other half through various means, part of a social system that regards the journey to your soulmate as the most important thing a person can do. Coerced by Jack Crawford to consult on a case where the assailant is targeting soulmates, Will finds himself turning to the notorious Dr. Lecter to gain insight on how he's choosing the soulmates to target.

Things go horribly awry when he looks into Hannibal's eyes, though. The next morning, he wakes up with one eye blue, the other maroon. He's never wanted a soulmate, least of all one behind bars for murdering dozens of people and eating them. Hannibal thinks it's delightful -it's been dreadfully boring since he was locked up.

Romance, thriller, mayhem, mystery, soulmate au with a realistic twist, and a grumpy Will Graham

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Podfic of The Fault in My Code by LiaS0.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, canon typical violence, mentions of suicide

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Music: Better Strange - James Supercave

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Summary: Soulmate AU: Soulmates find their other half when they look into their eyes. After the next time they sleep, they wake with one eye the color of their intended.

Will Graham avoids eyes. He's never wanted a soulmate, never wanted to be told by the universe who he was supposed to feel a connection to. He already struggles enough with connections, thank you very much. As a psychiatrist, he works with soulmates who have lost their other half through various means, part of a social system that regards the journey to your soulmate as the most important thing a person can do. Coerced by Jack Crawford to consult on a case where the assailant is targeting soulmates, Will finds himself turning to the notorious Dr. Lecter to gain insight on how he's choosing the soulmates to target.

Things go horribly awry when he looks into Hannibal's eyes, though. The next morning, he wakes up with one eye blue, the other maroon. He's never wanted a soulmate, least of all one behind bars for murdering dozens of people and eating them. Hannibal thinks it's delightful -it's been dreadfully boring since he was locked up.

Romance, thriller, mayhem, mystery, soulmate au with a realistic twist, and a grumpy Will Graham

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Podfic of The Bride of Mole Man by Werelibrarian.

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Cover art:  Dr-Fumbles_McStupid

Readers: Dr-Fumbles_mcStupid as Mole man, Vexbatch as matt, ravin as foggy aliteralgarbageheap as narrator

Pairing:  Matt/Foggy

Summary: "I really wish someone would come save me," Matt says, and the tone of his voice is past "slightly pointed" and nearing "very stabby" so Foggy ducks out from behind the wall.

"Intruder!" Mole Man hisses, sweeping his cape around him like a Bela Lugosi impersonator.

"Hi," Foggy says lamely, "I'm here to pick up my husband, are you about done with him?"

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Oddbodies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠toffeecape⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, canon typical violence

Cover art:  Ravin

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Summary: Hannibal, you say you want to be Will's light, but I think you mean the other thing.

or A close canon rewrite of season 1 in a sentinel/guide universe where Will Graham is an oddbody ( someone with two or more heightened senses but less than five) and Hannibal wants to be his guide

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Oddbodies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠toffeecape⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, canon typical violence

Cover art:  Ravin

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

Summary: Hannibal, you say you want to be Will's light, but I think you mean the other thing.

or A close canon rewrite of season 1 in a sentinel/guide universe where Will Graham is an oddbody ( someone with two or more heightened senses but less than five) and Hannibal wants to be his guide

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