While vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. And discovered ancient recordings... the actual audio diary of Dracula!

The Prince of Darkness. Holy warrior nuns and Vatican-sanctioned street pimps. And forbidden lust at a time long before OnlyFans. 

Whether you're looking to binge something new, or Winkee Huggers hungry for more, legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, brings you all 10 episodes of DRACULA'S WINKEE SEASON ONE!

The special that's all about you--- the Winkee Huggers!

BFF Juan gives his weekly affirmation. Questions are answered in Ask Chardonnay! And we join in prayer with the matriarch of the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas, the Mo Fo Superior, Sister Agnes.

Your one-stop direct communications for all things DRACULA'S WINKEE!

Join us in a celebration of DRACULA'S WINKEE- SEASON ONE. Spotlighting you, the fans!

"Dracula's Winkee is like a pinball machine. The comedy comes from everywhere and never where you expect it!"

"I laughed so much, I listened two times, just to catch everything!"

"The biggest evil is I have to wait for Season Two now!" 

Hosted by legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, with presenters Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and Juan the armadillo! Special appearances by Sister Agnes and the Prince of Darkness himself, Dracula!

Season One is all about you, Winkee Huggers.

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness!

Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-Yas?

And most importantly, is it possible that Dracula still exists today?

Are you ready for the truth?

The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans!

Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail?

It's the Grand Finale, Winkee huggers!

Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas!

At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after?

Plus Chardonnay Wafflehutt shares his own romantic night with ABBA.

That's in your head now. Forever.

Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula!

Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio!

And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America!

Can you name them?

Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina hummina haaah.

As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally answer the #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit!

It's full moon fever, shrouded in a fog bank of weed.

Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula!

Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served.

All this... and Flathead Kate!

You're welcome.

This is the episode everyone has been waiting for... Dracula visits the new village virgin, Miriam! But who is seducing who?

To ensure we present a tender narrative about hippular friction, we have asked our male writers to take their dude bro pens out of the room. And we’ve turned this sexy, dangerous rendezvous over to highly-praised Erotica writer, Melissa Vanderhump.

Look away, listeners! This audio podcast is sassy.