Dracula’s Winkee

Dracula's world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, the BFF offers a tough love solution.

There's a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she's eager to find out if the legendary passions of Dracula are for reals. And like all American women under 30, she's a virgin!

Will Miriam be the one who ends the Prince of Darkness' dickie drought?

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, takes us by the wrists and yanks us into the dark, dangerous world of Dracula's foes.

Two men with hidden pasts meet in a most wicked place-- the tea & scone shop known as Yummy Tummy! One a holy warrior from the Ancient Order of the Prissy Unicorn. And the other a master spy and the only Vatican-sanctioned street pimp!

Who are the Enclave? What plans do they have to extinguish the Lord of the Undead once and for all? And will there be enough sticky buns?

Dracula seeks to escape another torturous nightmare of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.

Opening fan mail only depresses the mega-boomer derp vampire more. Then, hope comes from his only friend-- Juan!

And you, dear listener, become very jealous. Because is your BFF an armadillo? NO! Yours is not. Praise be to Juan! 

The truth can finally be told!

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!

Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.

Are you ready to embrace the Winkee...?

Legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt gives us a sneak peek into the mysterious history of Dracula, his friends and foes, and yes--- his Winkee!

Did two brothers in Transylvania follow an armadillo into a cave to find ancient recordings? Could the Prince of Darkness be among us today? The answers are here. On the only podcast that delivers the actual diary of Dracula!