Drake & Scott

Brian stabs himself, Scott tries to make pasta from scratch and almost sets his house on fire, Coach talks too much, Ziggy doesn’t talk at all. It’s the best podcast you aren’t listening to.

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No Scott and no Ziggy this week so it’s Drake and Coach whining about their 401Ks. Trump put a tariff on penguins and it’s about effing time! Also, smoking pot makes you sterile. Or something. Five nurses at the same hospital all get brain tumors — gee, I wonder how … could it be theRead more

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This week we talk celebrities leaving the US because of the bad orange man, Tesla owners targeted by idiot leftists who need to be smoked, and other shenanigans. You’d think I’d remember since I post these shows after I edit them but, no, it’s in one ear and out the rubber. Anyway Drake & ScottRead more

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Just listen. You know you’ll like it.

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The moral center of the show is absent for now and the foreseeable future so it’s Drake, Ziggy, and Coach getting up to no good. Join us as we talk about AOC’s taco bill, Tesla vandalism, and assorted other junk I’m too lazy to look up and include because really this show is beginning toRead more

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This week’s adventure includes talk about the world’s only dinosaur erection specialist, something something Epstein files, there may or may not be a kerfuffle about Ukraine in the news, and Ziggy turns his car into a murder machine. If you aren’t offended in the first five minutes, we’ll try harder!

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We’re back with a new episode this week. We talk DOGE, Taylor Swift talking out of her posterior, the usual shenanigans, and we’re back to the one hour format. If you’re not offended in the first five minutes, we’ll try harder.

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The boys are exhausted — well, Drake is — and taking a couple of weeks off. Here is a rerun from last year sure to make you split your sides laughing. If not, it’s free; GFY. If you aren’t offended in the first five minutes, we’ll try harder!

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What can we say about this week’s episode? Usual shenanigans. Plus a couple of guys who make pew pew laser noises while other people are talking, and somebody else who goes off into la la land because he can’t stay on topic. We’ll let you decide which ones those are. The other two are OKRead more

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This week’s show is all over the place as we talk about Oscar outrageousness, Bishops who belong to fake churches, and a parent who thinks it’s OK to taser her kid … in her defense, the kid deserved it. Drake & Scott … the best podcast you aren’t listening to.

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