Drawn from the Undertow

"Midnight creeps so slowly into the hearts of men..."

CREDITS:

Mike Painter as Bob McGovern
Fabby Garza as KC Cardenas
Iris Christianson as Haley Holst
Tyberius Wilson as Maurice Bailey
Jordan Rogers as The GM
Luke Varner as Jordan Rogers

MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains vehicular violence, body horror, and existential horror.

It's the first Playlist of the new year! We're back talking about another mediocre ska band Luke liked a lot when he was a teenager! They got a couple bangers and also some extremely revealing lyrics about women!

Link to playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/23EjifDKRr8yTCoilSlFZg?si=532fb6e3d23248de

PLANET SMASHERS PLAYLIST RANKINGS ACCORDING TO US, THE ONLY MUSIC CRITICS WHO MATTER:

J'aime ta femme - I Like Your Girl

King of Tuesday Night

No Self Control

Police the Nation

Blind

Unstoppable

Too Much Attitude

Never Going to Drink Again

Life of the Party

Stupid Present

Missionary's Downfall

All Men Fear Women

"I don't want your acceptance, no I don't need that..."

CREDITS:
Lexi Waltner as Kacey Chambers
Molly Rhinebeck as Regina Rosenthal
Zoe Tunnell as Charlie O'Neil
Maxie Knightley as Solaris Apogee LVII 4th House AKA Solo
Crystal Zaslavchik as Jake & Naomi Shirogorov
Jordan Rogers as The GM
Luke Varner as Jordan Rogers

MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER

Welcome to what we hope will be the first of many episodes of Petty Felonies: a bonus series where we play Fiasco, one of the first narrative-focused tabletop games to become a breakout hit. In this initial outing, we explain the rules and setup before diving into a messy tale of terrorism, affairs, and mad science confined to the icy wastes of Antarctica.

CREDITS:

Maxie Knightley as Dr. Adam Imperial
Fabby Garza as Mrs. Soledad Imperial
Iris Christianson as Stacy Winnow
Mike Painter as Billie Hill
Crystal Zaslavchik as Dr. Peggy Pastrami

MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY IRIS CHRISTIANSON

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains gun violence, animal death, and various depictions of death and dismemberment of humans.

"Tryin' to keep the faith in what I can..."

CREDITS:
Mike Painter as Bob McGovern
Fabby Garza as KC Cardenas
Tyberius Wilson as Maurice Bailey
Iris Christianson as Haley Holst
Jordan Rogers as The GM
Luke Varner as Jordan Rogers 

MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes descriptions of intense violence and body horror.

"Police the mind, pollute imagination..."

CREDITS:

Lexi Waltner as Kacey Chambers
Zoe Tunnell as Charlotte "Charlie" O'Neil
Crystal Zaslavchik as Jake & Naomi Shirogorov
Molly Rhinebeck as Regina Rosenthal
Maxie Knightley as Solaris Apogee LVII 4th House
Jordan Rogers as The GM
Luke Varner as Jordan Rogers

MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains extensive depictions of institutional abuse by law enforcement.