Can you name any songs by just their syllables? Apart from one, probably not. Want to hear two guys finding that information out? Then you're 100% in the right place. Want to also hear two guys whisper sweet nothing to each other? Also the right place. Want to learn nothing? You're already sold on the rest why not?

Can Elephants Jump is back after a whole year! Now I know what you're thinking, do we really need this right now? Well, no, you don't. Is it really important to me right now? Again, no. But if that part of you is burning up to hear hypotheses about clones then you're in the right place. We're not here to educate, we're not here to inform, we actually don't know why we're here... 

It's both our birthdays, we're generally sorry, Jack tells us why AI isn't smart enough to flush his toilet and we tell you several secrets to a long and prosperous life… maybe.

We find out who would win a hypothetical battle of the ages, plus, the latest and most certainly breakiest headlines this side of the European scandal. Without us, how else would you know about onety-one, how to extract oil from a baby and Theresa May's preserve technique? You wouldn't, because you heard it here first.

…Wait, did you see that? Of course you didn't, no-one sees Speeding Johnson.

What is the most stolen item in the world? Who has a militarised penguin? Why is it called the G-spot? What animal did Belgium use to deliver mail? What is actually going on?

Jack & Elliot discuss shower thoughts, Adolf Hitler, Voldemort's slide tackle technique, standing in your window butt naked and who dug up the pyramids.