The title really says it all. Nicole drinks perfectly legal water, David practices his ASMR, and everyone learns some Portuguese swear words. Does the title not accurately depict all of that? Hello? HELLO!? How do words work?

Relevant hashtags: #DevelopingArtists #HunterCollege #ASMR #Caillou #Portuguese #SwearWords

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Check out Developing Artists: www.developingartists.org

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Next week’s guest: Rob Gilbert, actor of stage and screen

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The top comment on Simon de Rochefort's Polygon wiki page says "she could throat punch me and i would thank her ". And that pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the entire spectrum from deep, introspective discussion to giggling about the fact that she is, in reality, a cartoon boy on this super-successful episode. (Successfisode?)

 Relevant hashtags: #France #FacebookDating #Polygon #Meetings #Recognition

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Twitter & IG: @doomquasar

Subscribe to The Polygon Show!!!!! Wherever podcasts are sold.

Watch her do her good, good work at www.youtube.com/polygon

And if you're down Nashville way, catch her at PodX May 31st - June 2nd!

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Next week’s guest: Nicole Amaral -- actor, stage manager, student, youth

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Oh my god, there are so many unintentional mouth sounds in this episode. As well as the sounds of knocking, bumping the microphones, planes flying overhead, car alarms, and so many more! We're sorry to you, but mostly sorry to our editors. We know you have your options of podcasts, and we appreciate you choosing this stupid one. Exits are available at the rear and front of the podcast. Please make sure your ears are in their full upright position.

Relevant Hashtags: #Celebrities #TheDeadPoet #Turkey #TheSocietyofAmericanMagicians

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IG: @andymac1985

Website: www.anthonygusevich.com

See Andy in Peter and the Starcatcher: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3657570

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Next week’s guest: Simone de Rochefort, Senior Video Producer at Polygon.com

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Listen to Anthony Gusevich. Hear Anthony Gusevich. Absorb Anthony Gusevich. Uphold Anthony Gusevich. Become Anthony Gusevich. Live Anthony Gusevich. We are all Anthony Gusevich.

Relevant hashtags: #Teaching #ExistentialCrisis #Praxis #UnionCity #TimotheeChalamet #AGayandHisGal #Representation

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IG: @anthonygusevich

A Gay and His Gal: @gayandhisgal

Website: www.anthonygusevich.com

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Next week’s guest: Andy McCain, or Andy Mac to his friends (which means you)

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Skye Edwards has some very deep thoughts about sin, anxiety, competition, and eyebrow dancing. Check out this philosophical tennis match between Colossus Jr. and midlife crisis Spider-Man.

Relevant hashtags: #MagicJohnsonTheater #AvengersEndgame #SkyeEdwards #Mascots #TheDancingFan #LivingYourTruth

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IG: @skyeedwa

Skye's Charity of Choice: www.mercyships.org

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Next week’s guest: We don't know yet, okay?! Stop pressuring us!!! We're doing the best we can!

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You are legally not allowed to like the sound quality on this episode more than usual, because we recorded it in a proper studio, but it's, like, a fifteen minute walk from David's apartment, so he refuses to make that a regular thing. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the supple sounds of David & Alan Waters as they do the kind of interviewing they didn't do last time because they got distracted.

Relevant hashtags: #TakeTwo #Reviews #GoT #Robocalls #Theatre #WeddingPlanning

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Skye Edwards, actor and very tall man

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Our guest is inspiring, Megan is a delight, and David gets distracted by literally everything. This may sound like it describes *every* episode of #DFTP, but it *especially* describes this one. Come absorb the sage wisdom of Callee Miles directly into your brain via your ear holes while David pitches a new and improved Stephen King musical that would make Sondheim do a doodie in his drawers.

Relevant hashtags: #Paddington2 #Yinzers #Einstök #RobinHood #RightOutsideCleveland #Carrie

Follow today's guest: Callee Miles

Website: www.callee-miles.com

IG: @thecalleesi

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Next week’s guest: Skye Edwards, actor and very tall man

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This episode *does* contain a spoiler for Toy Story 3, as well as a full ten minute segment about Toy Story 4 in which David gets *EVERYTHING* wrong. So don't even listen to that part. Just...focus on Liz, her sultry voice, and all of her advice, success stories and good good jokes. (Also, the Pants song is pretty good. You're welcome)

Relevant hashtags: #MusicalTheatre #Broadway #Wikipedia #LiveAtFive #ToyStory4 #Pants

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Website: www.elizabethmcmonagle.com

IG: @professor_mcmonagle

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: **COPY TEXT**

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Congratulations! Applications are now being accepted for the Official Cult of David Andrew Laws. In this episode, we discuss our mission statement, values, and whether or not it is absolutely a sex cult, which it is. We also talk about the usual success stuff though, don't worry. Greg Pragel is a very thoughtful and introspective actor, artist, and individual, and we know you're going to love his openness. (And that is not a further reference to the sex cult)

Relevant hashtags: #Depression #Reddit #Hamlet #FunkoPop #SpiderMan #Blacklist #Cult

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Website: www.gregpragel.com/

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Liz McMonagle, musical theatre actor and turkey chili chef.

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Dayle Towarnicky may "not" have “invented” language, but there’s nothing to prove she didn’t. I mean, have you ever seen her and the person who invented language in the same place at the same time? Think about it. And while you think about it, feast your ears on this one.

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Website: http://www.dayletowarnicky.com/

IG: @daylewithay

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Greg Pragel, actor, fight choreographer, Spider-Man enthusiast

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