Alison Wien is very cool, very successful, and the cat's pajamas and also the bee's knees. She is ALSO not a narc, nor a square, nor a bummer. So get your good slang ready, put your bad slang to bed, and stick around for when the podcast hits the fan.

Follow Today's Guest: Madeline Egan Addis

• Website: www.alisonwien.com

• @alisonwien on IG

• Catch her in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida this September - www.hamleitsntdead.com

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- David Anthony Hentz, actor & musician

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Madeline Egan Addis has a very interesting family tree. For example, a few branches up, the name Egan suddenly appears, and may belong to a mermaid, a time-traveling David, or the actual Jesus Christ. Confused? Us too. Join us on this cruise of professionalism and paternity. All aboard!

Follow Today's Guest: Madeline Egan Addis

• @adelineaddis on IG & Twitter

• Catch her in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida this September - www.hamleitsntdead.com

Intro/Outro Music:"DFTP Theme" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- Alison Wien

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Pickle. Milkshakes. Are you for them? Against them? Well, the real question is...are you a MONSTER?! We're not saying you *can't* be successful and enjoy pickle milkshakes, but we are saying...no, we're saying you can't, that *is* what we're saying. Also, Afton Paige Welch is a great sport, so welcome her into your homes.

Follow Today's Guest: Afton Paige Welch

• Website -- https://www.aftonpaigewelch.com/

• @skipfletch

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- Madeline Egan Addis, actor & Cressida in Hamlet Isn't Dead's upcoming all-female Troilus & Cressida

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Bask in the morning rays of our third successful season! Marvel as we contemplate the grand themes of joy, progress, and diverse representation. We also talk about early 2000s children's television for, like, eeeevvvvverrrr, so enjoy that.

Follow Today's Guest: Erica Huang

• Website -- www.erica-huang.com

• See her as Patroclus in Hamlet Isn't Dead's 'Troilus & Cressida' -- www.hamletisntdead.com

Intro/Outro Music:"DFTP Theme" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- Afton Welch, actress and Texas transplant

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It's the end of the beginning! Two seasons down, and a year-long podcast journey that ends right where it began: in the loving sweet embrace of Bessie D. Smith. Soak up all the wisdom that a year of podcasting, time in Thailand, and the most entrepreneurial attitude around has to offer. Then, enjoy two weeks of re-runs, because we're entitled to a summer break too.

Follow Today's Guest: Bessie D. Smith

• @bess_tha_mess on IG

• "B-Real: Behind The Grind", @brealpodcast on IG

• "Oscar @ The Crown", @oscaratthecrown @neoncoven on IG

See you in August for Season Three!!!

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Boo!!! This episode is haunted by a Cultural Ghost in the Cultural Machine!!! Also, David finally Googles the definition of "Success" after 49 episodes, which...you feel like he might have done earlier. Apologies to everyone who feels owed an apology for the quality and/or contents of this episode.

Relevant hashtags: #Identity #Karaoke #JohnnyDepp #HedgepigEnsembleTheatre #Inclusion

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@marycandler on IG

@hedgepigensembletheatre - Hedgepig Ensemble Theatre on IG

Joyful Singing -- www.joyful-singing.com

Next week’s guest: a secret, special blast from the past. (Not Tony Shalhoub) ((Yet))

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This episode talks about the true height of success for NYC Actor/Playwrite Niki Hatzidis: Being passionate about a career AND making money! Theres goalposts, survivor jobs, Niki's 12 year old vision board, and commentary on the very surreal 1987 film The Brave Little Toaster. Also all the hats! Every hat!

#SurvivalJobs #VisionBoards #GoalPosts #VeryGreek #Actor #Playwright

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Next week's guest: Mary Candler

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Sylvana Joyce (of Sylvana Joyce and The Moment) is a self-professed perfectionist, which means she's a perfect candidate for #DFTP because we are perfect. We never make weird mouth sounds or bang the mics or go on random tangents for minutes at a time and forget what the podcast is about. Oh, wait, except in this episode. This one's a fluke.

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FB/IG -- @sjandthemoment

Website -- www.sjandthemoment.com

Next week’s guest: Niki Hatzidis, actor & playwright

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David tries to relate to his teenage guest and teenage temporary co-host, so this episode is lit and groovy and chumber in all the right ways. (Note: David also hopes "chumber" is actually a word he made up for the bit, and not a real slang word that turns out to be some sort of racial slur, but he also can't be bothered to Google it so...fingers crossed)

Relevant hashtags: #ArchieBoy #Positivity #GuitarBar #Torn #KidzBop #GrittySpiderMan

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@6stringshred on IG

www.andrewwholf.com

Your Successful Hosts:

David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Next week’s guest: Sylvana Joyce, of Sylvana Joyce and The Moment (www.sjandthemoment.com)

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David gets thrown under the bus, Megan gets sold down the river, and Rob is a tall, sexy, bi-racial man (and we will thank you to cast him appropriately). Also, it's a good thing podcasts are still a purely audio medium, because Archie does a fart that is truly heinous. It's a roller coaster of an episode, so put your hands up in the air and scream, no matter where you are right now!!

Relevant hashtags: #ArchieBoy #MrTicTac #Pondhopper #BiRacialIdentity #DavidTennant #RussellWilson

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His short film "Real Thirsty" is on IG @realthirstyfilm

And catch him in The Rolling Stone at Lincoln Center, June 20th - August 25th

(www.lincolncenter.org/show/the-rolling-stone)

Your Successful Hosts:

David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Next week’s guest: Andrew Wholf, teenage guitar prodigy

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