Head to the nearest bathroom and rip the sink right out of the wall! That's the only love language Jordon Waters is accepting right now. Well, that and devouring this episode and then sharing it with every single person you know. Your call.

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Run your own race. Travel your own path. Defeat the zombie under your own bed. It's time to look inward, because there's definitely a metaphor in this one somewhere. If you figure out what it is, please let us know.

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Ari cares deeply. David wants to sell out. Megan has big pictures. Ari shares immense wisdom. David plugs his OnlyFans. Megan has big pictures.

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David made it through this entire episode without even one atrocious Australian accent. And for that restraint, you are all entirely welcome. Alice Qin made it through this entire episode and only stole our hearts about fifteen times. For the opportunity to bask in her splendor, you are all equally entirely welcome.

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From mud beggar to poet of the perverse, we track Gordy Boudreau's rise to success as Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. We also swap short stories, try not to burp, and talk about child jousting. This one's got it all!

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If you want to learn how to win therapy, affect others, and become your parents' favorite child, this episode's for you. Even if you don't want to learn those things, this episode's still for you. Here. Take it. Why are you slowly backing away? We made it just for you!!

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And look for their new single 'We Battle Giants' dropping 1/15: https://ffm.to/webattlegiants/

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Not all game can be red game. And not all guests can be Jenna Stoeber. But this one is. Join us while we talk Polygon, relationships, ECCC, and Street Fighter 4. With surprise guest, David & Megan's landlord.

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Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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What is success? How do we measure it? Why do we value it? When is Dress For the Podcast You Want returning to air? Who is asking all these questions? Come find these answers, and more, with guests who range from "classically successful" to "David Andrew Laws". One thing we can say, is stay tuned for a brand new season dropping veeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy soon.

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The last time we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan had a slight case of laryngitis. *This* time when we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan *also* had a slight case of laryngitis. Coincidence? Probably. But still, spooooooky!!

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Abbie Getty is the voice of a generation; specifically the generation that is having Netflix shows audio described to you. After our hiatus, we're back to getting horny for success, rating our own last names, and the Florida Man game. Very hashtag 2020.

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