Everything is back to the New Normal. You will be incinerated on contact if you leave your house. There is no reason to do anything other than douse your children in Purell and join a VR church to repent to on your Oculus Quest. Anything you want, you will rent, and it will be delivered via drone. Also - Impossible Meat.

The time for polite discourse may be over. From now on, if you want to save someone, you may have to cloak freedom in allegory and stir it into their Soylent Green.
As we approach the 9th month of this overt crime against humanity, people become even less capable of seeing their captors as captors. At least we can still speak candidly, for the time being.

Two worlds of information have been successfully segregated by our new uniters. One narrative is that of a return to normalcy, joined by mandatory masks, Australian-styled lockdowns, "assault rifle" prohibitions, and the Green New Deal... You know, normal. The other narrative is a sure victory in the courts for our reality TV president. Guess what, democracy sucks no matter who you are. We are here to party around the planet, against all odds.

It ain't nothin but an extravaganza. Fuck around and find out. We brought the documents.

The same characters that pushed the fabricated narrative about Russian collusion for the last 4 years are teaming up to deny the existence of a certain laptop in Delaware. This laptop is being called a "Kremlin smear" by California's favorite rosy-cheeked wooden doll Adam Schiff. Is this laptop authentic? Is there a single valid thing being said by the establishment to dismiss it?

This is a civilization on the verge of collapse. The debate is a shit show. The president has a virus that half of the people think is the sniffles and half think is a death sentence. He will be fine. The streets are actually full of separatist militias. Is anyone ready to talk about secession?

Fauci lit the corporate press ablaze with his dismissal of Rand Paul's questions regarding herd immunity in NYC. Trained circus animals across the country roared and barked on command to celebrate another victory for the exalted messenger of "Science". Here are all the reasons Fauci was, once again, full of shit.

This is the 6th-month anniversary show! As predicted, we continue to live in a dystopian prank despite the failure of regime models, and the accuracy of dissident predictions. It's only going to get more stupid, drink up.

If our saviors in ski masks successfully firework and megaphone the police out of their jobs, we are told their essential duties will be performed by community representatives. In a city like Kenosha, WI, what does a community representative look like? Is this not what you were hoping for? Hey, hold up, are you kids yankin my chain?

We are clearly spiraling into some sort of definitive clash. Which side of the line should a couple scumbag ancaps find themselves on? Which territory shall we give the black and white nationalists so that we can convince them to give libertarians Miami. Is San Diego on the table? Or do we have to move to a red state and become familiar with the middle American palate? All of these questions and more COVID-19 info to coax your bitch ass outta house arrest.