Fuelled by alcohol, a boring film and the audacity of early-80's racism, Labeja and I continue our chat after the credits rolled on Episode 6. Nothing solved, nor, really discovered, this became a venting session and an opportunity to listen. Take a glimpse into the rabbit hole that opens when you combine booze, film and the enormous intelligence of an English gentleman. 

While I am back in the closet of shame this week, the good news is that I am joined by that most illustrious drinker from last week's episode, Labeja Kodua Okullu. The bad news? This week's episode is about Neil Diamond's The Jazz Singer remake from 1980—and if you're thinking to yourself "I'll bet Neil doesn't go full Al Jolson," you're damn wrong. Despite the film's moral, narrative and performance failings, Labeja and I manage to power through it (alcohol), and come out on the other side having conquered racism. While this might not be the best film of all time, as it isn't Rumble in the Bronx, you will get some top notch cocktail recipes to help wash away the pain that is Neil Diamond's acting. 

I have continued my streak out of that shameful closet, and, while still lost in the wilds of North London, recorded this week's monumental episode. Alongside friends Shabbee Chic of the T-One Collective, A.P. Clarke of the Lost Cat Podcast (it's on the internet, you can and should seek to find it there), Labjea Kodua of legendary drinking ability and the illustrious Dr. George Crosthwait, I wade into the familiar and comforting waters of Stanley Tong's Rumble in the Bronx. Going long on the history of action comedies, Don DeLillo and on-screen, full-frontal male nudity, this will likely be added to the canon of podcasts one must listen to before they die. 

What better way to spend America's Independence Day than with a movie featuring a Canadian man who culturally appropriates the absolute shit out of an ex-English colony. Free from the confines of the closet of sorrow, I travel a great distance and enlist some real heroes to drink with me. Shabbee Chic (Zoë) and Velvet Thunder (Alex) from the illustrious T-One Collective brave blazing summer weather, an obnoxious podcast host and one of the most vile films of 2008 (or ever); all for some cheap booze and a couple of great radio plugs. We go deep on elephants, ice hockey and racism in this week's unmissable ep. 

This week, Jordan shamefully recoils into the dark recesses of the closet of shame to discuss a film that is anything but: Jennifer Lynch's 2010 "masterpiece" Hisss (with three s'es). A stunning misfire from all parties somehow manages to coagulate into a gross and malformed artifact of cinema, leaving its audience awestruck by campy brilliance. Complete with terrible Hindi dubbing, Irrfan Khan and the twisted serpentine sexuality that is Mallika Sherawat in a latex snake "tube", Hisss is not to be misssed.

Back in the closet of shame this week, but I've brought a guest. The brilliant and audacious Zoë Anderson, aka DJ Shabbee Chic of the T-One Collective, joins me in my most private space to discuss what is likely the best film of 2019. Boozy iced teas in hand, we boldly venture into the depths of Netflix to deliver some meandering commentary and insightful blabbering; join us, we double-dog-dare you.

In this inaugural episode I cannot resist the magnetic pull of Stephen Chow's legendary antics, and so, I must drink. Fans of Chow's Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons and most importantly, The Mermaid will, probably, love this Netflix-available gem. Come along on this alcoholic journey into the depths of stupid comedy, outrageous set-pieces and drunken rambling—maybe you'll even have a good time. Film + booze + criticism + a crappy mic, these are all the best things, trust me.