Coming at you from Qarthantine, all five friends returned to watch the finale of the Draggos & Doggos Show, one year later. Our takes are microwaved, i.e. they're scalding on the outside, ice-cold in the center. Confusing analogies! Copious eyerolling! Musicals and screaming! We really missed doing this (sort of)!

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King’s Landing got decimated and SO DID WE. *airhorn sound* A drunken, desperate bid to recall the order of events and make sense of our feelings. This is the penultimate episode (sob!), all about Season 8 Episode 5, “The Bells”. 

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And after the party it’s… Cersei’s baby shower in King’s Landing, of course, hosted by Qyburn and his Qlavicles! The post-Night King world is all convos, parlays, and f*cking, and honestly we’re #DracarysAF. The gang drinks frosé and gets chatty about Season 8 Episode 4, “The Last of the Starks”.

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We see your “greatest battle in TV history” and raise you the “drunkest episode in podcast history”. Lyanna & Lady Brat tried to murder each other with whiskey for some reason, and might not even talk about everything they’re supposed to. This is all about Season 8 Episode 3, “The Long Night”. We also attempted to livestream this, so there’s lots of confusion and side conversations. We’re so sorry.

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These thirsty girls are horny for that character development! We are full of giant's milk and ready to pod in this highly quotable chicks-only episode of DGOT, talking about Season 8 Episode 2, “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”.

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We've finally got something new to talk about, and we only bungle it a little! Your favorite drunks are back with a Season 8 premiere recap & boy howdy, we're ready for that Universal Studios dragon coaster. The word we are searching for is "astrolabe".

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Listeners, send blow. This is our first and last time rewatching & pregaming Season 7, and we’re not sure we’re gonna make it to the new episodes. In the meantime, be sure to always pee before sheathing your weapon (you might get a UTI).

Do you prefer your hands cold or gold? How chill was that pie? And… Aeg? Her? The conference rooms were all booked so we had to meet on this shaky-ass bridge in a thunderstorm to discuss these important questions about Season 6. 

Nuance? More like BOOance! Lil Glug & company got extremely gin drunk and chatty for Season 5, dear viewers. Lyanna spills on her own rug. Also, The Night’s Watch election definitely happens this season- sorry to Jayne, who was right the first time.

“If you go home with somebody, and they chop up a book, don’t f*ck them.” -some Westerosi Memelord

Thoughts on Season Four, a lot of airhorn, and we all drink from a skull. Apologies to Willas Tyrell, who exists.

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