Drinking Inside the Box

This week we begin with the bombshell new of David Coote's rant and Drug use... or "I told you so" moment if you have supported Liverpool over the years. We discuss what we think will come of the Coote's Snoot antics and what repercussions it will have on the PGMOL.  We dive into the Women's Champions League round, the slanted pitches up North, and some Match Week 11 stats compared to previous years.  All that is just the foundation for the actual action on the pitch, in which City and Pep have now dropped four in a row, and Arteta winds up on the floor after throwing his pacifier out of the crib.  Kelly forgets about a bicycle kick, which tells you how much action took place. Maybe that, or maybe it was because she had to stomach the complement she paid to Pickford's 6 save shut out.  As always, watch the video version via Patreon!

We didn't git the 30 goal threshold this weekend but we were treated with a weekend full of beauts.  From Harry Wilson's Burt the Chimney Sweep's flick that inspired a very very late comeback, to Isak jumping into the stratosphere to put the Magpies ahead early we saw it all.  The EPL action was also squeezed nicely between Carabao and European action to make us wonder what we ever do when the season ends.  Despite hardly having a breather, plenty happened off the pitch, Kudus suspension was extended, Mendy got a fat pay check, and the Women's game is once again shadowed by the Men's.  So come on out of your "Dark Place" Bernardo and crack open a cold one with friends to discuss the wild wins and losses from Match Week 10 and Champions League week 4. As always, you can find our video versions on American Scouser's Patreon page!

With the big news that United have parted ways with a man they just extended in the summer, we couldn't miss the opportunity to bash away.  We also discuss the drama of men not getting an award and throwing a fit, and the return of Arsene Wenger from the grave, just in time for Halloween.  We do eventually get into the action of the weekend, which was chalk-full of very late, game deciding goals (6 in total, all of which affected points totals).  From the lonely, bubble laden, stare of Ten Hag, to the Beto goal eruption, we cover it all.  Palmer comes up big for Chelsea, and Salah delivers the good to save Liverpool, who could ask for more?

Week 8 action brought us tantalizingly close to the 7th week with 30 or more goals but fell short by one.  There were a few goals chalked off and one missed PK so maybe that did it.  We did, however, see 5 red cards, which means we paid for it in drinks.  This week we break down the scrappy Liverpool vs Chelsea fixture, Bournemouth collect a tough three points, and the meltdown at Tottenham.  Can't forget Champions League either, or Pulisic's Olimpico goal. We question Southampton's existence, and get an update on Tuanzebe's thumb.  Join us with a heavy pour as we discuss the red laced weekend! 

International break has finished but without any Premier League action, we turn to the headlines to carry the show.  From Arsenal's Women's ruthless departure, to Grandpa Alex getting the boot, we covered the big news of the week.  Don't forget the greatest generation rolling in the graves finding the three lions appoint a German to coach the national team.  We touch on the Poch honeymoon crash and burn, as well as the rising concern of young players increasingly becoming sidelined with injuries.  Come for the football talk stay for the snake daddies, the national park, and halloween banter.  Finish the break week with a relaxing episode as we all prepare for the action to return to England this weekend.  Don't forget to catch the video version at https://www.patreon.com/americanscouser  

Wait, international break again?! Never fear, we are here to fill your brain with all the best memories of Match Week 7 to help you forget that another pointless weekend is upon us before the end of October.  We dive into the 5 week out of 7 in which 30+ goals were scored, yet this week we hit that threshold with 6 teams not registering a goal! Insanity, if you ask us. We discuss the dangers of doing your own dishes, Klopp back in action, Pep performing community service to Fulham's new man, and of course Poch living his very American existence in full view.  And that doesn't even touch the actual on field action we witnessed.  So crack a cold one, and drink away the international break weekend with us.  Don't forget, you can catch the video versions with the salacious USMNT training sesh photos... if you're into middle aged men pretending to be on the set of Saved By the Bell.   

If they keep scoring all these goals every week we are going to have to extend the show to 90 mins! Looking at you Cole.  This week we dive into the madness of the 34 goal weekend.  The most so far this season and the 3rd out of 6 over 30.  We begin life without Rodri, discuss the almost slip of Arsenal and Liverpool, and the heating up of Cold Palmer despite his goal keeper trying his best to help his former club.  And that was all just our Saturday, who could forget the wild Sunday?!  Our happenings focus on the women's game and the two wildly contrasting Red Card calls by the FA this weekend.  Grab a drink and your favorite chair and stay tuned to the end to watch a cat end our show, literally.  Video version on American Scouser Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/americanscouser 

Happy Birthday too meee! In celebration of my birthday AND the four red cards this week (if you count the managers) I downed an full glass of Scotch.  So yes things get weird as we roll deeper.  Kelly also partakes and if you know anything about us, we get chatty when we drink.  Luckily for you though, it means more solid content on an amazing weekend for goals. 30 in total, and still 6 keepers registered 7 or more saves which is incredible.  We discuss the fan fest that occurred in Chicago, the legal fees the EPL has coughed up over the last year, and Carabao and Europa League action.  We revisit Lord Pannick, discuss the OnlyFields account where you can donate to help fill Wimbledon's big hole, and end with a big question regarding Rodri's season ending injury.  So clear your schedule, grab something STRONG, and join us for Episode 12.  Don't forget if you want to watch our mugs get sloppy, check out our Video version WITH VISUALS on American Scousers Patreon for as little as $1 a month. 

Blame it on the moon.  This one is a classic DITBox episode, the Wild West of EPL podcasts.  Kelly confuses the recorded aspect of the pod with a live show, Gordon wonders if he has a lordship because he went to Medieval Times.  Apart from the randomness, we do squeeze in some EPL action, and by some, I mean we JAM PACK this one with best goals and games.  With so many good outside of the box goals, the EPL put us to shame for discussing the death of the screamer last episode.  We toss in some free tips for future strikers and debate whether being Ramsdale or Pickford is better.  Go out, look at the moon, grab a cold drink, and stream us under the Friday night sky!    

Yes yes we are late but it was only because both of us chickened out on our original and re-scheduled podcast night.  We finally reconvene sandwiched inside of Kelly's work meetings and we make the most of our hour with no Premier League games to discuss.  We talk the chaos of Chelsea, the losing of Manchester United, the trial of the century, and the death of the 25 yard screamer.  If you haven't subscribed to Patreon yet, this is the episode to do it on as the graphics are worth it!  On top of all the off the pitch action we look forward to the UCL launch (insert Kelly singing the tune) and the Match Week 4 of the EPL. It's too early to crack a beer (or is it?) so grab a warm drink and join us for a late late early version of DITBox.