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To end 2024 we decided to actually do our parody episode and as usual we went on a bit of a ramble talking about parodies and a fair few other things. It's been a rough 2024 with myself being ill for a large part of it but the plan is to get back on track for 2025, bring you even more rambling and hopefully some joy and entertainment along the way.

Happy Christmas and Happy New Year

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This was a bit of a ramble as we come back after some real life drama with Blue loosing his job and going into hospital for a while. Now we are back on track with even more rambles than before plus a little look at the movie Trap, definitely a film in two halves. Jump in and join us for our patented movie rambles while we keep you entertained and inject a little laughter into your day.

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Apologies for the lengthy delay, I forgot to upload when we recorded in August then decided it was more fun to go into hospital with meningitis then have to change jobs. So now that real life is out of the way we are back on track...kind of. This month we talk about movies we forgot we had ever seen. Probably the most difficult podcast to prepare for but it has some really fun conversations in it.

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Ever wondered how a fantasy epic like "The Lord of the Rings" continues to captivate audiences decades after its release? Join us on a nostalgic journey through Middle Earth as we reminisce about the first film, "The Fellowship of the Ring," and its groundbreaking impact. We kick things off with some light-hearted banter about age and memory, before diving into a rich discussion about the film's release, its reception, and the peculiar Oscar distribution across the trilogy. You'll also get a peek into our personal experiences with Tolkien's books, including our mixed feelings about the enigmatic Tom Bombadil.

We also explore the broader cultural significance of fantasy literature, drawing parallels between Tolkien's intricate world-building and historical influences like the Anglo-Saxon Rohirrim and Mongol-inspired Easterlings. Our conversation touches on the challenges of casting in fantasy films, especially when balancing the integrity of source material with modern casting practices. As we dissect the careers of actors before they became household names, you'll hear fascinating insights into how they brought Middle Earth to life, from Sean Bean's pre-Boromir roles to Viggo Mortensen's last-minute casting as Aragorn.

Finally, we revel in the epic action sequences and iconic moments that define the trilogy, all underscored by Howard Shore's masterful soundtrack. From the visual splendor of sweeping IMAX shots to the profound emotional arcs of characters like Gandalf and Boromir, we celebrate the monumental task Peter Jackson faced in satisfying a diverse fanbase. Join us as we reflect on the lasting legacy of "The Lord of the Rings," the artistry behind its creation, and its enduring place in the pantheon of fantasy cinema.

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 In this episode of Drive By Movie Massacre, we journey through the chaotic timelines and alternate realities of the Terminator franchise to dissect the three distinct versions of Terminator 3. From the explosive action of "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines," to the reimagined narratives of "Terminator: Dark Fate," and finally the one with the weird name, we explore how each interpretation envisions the battle between humans and Skynet. Join us as we compare storylines, character arcs, and the ever-evolving portrayal of the iconic T-800. Whether you're a die-hard fan or new to the series, this episode promises a comprehensive and entertaining review of the Terminator 3 multiverse. 

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Due to our regular recording laptop dying mid cast we have a delay this month. This is our re-recording talking about how movies can get future technology so right in some ways, so wrong in others. This was a fun one in a new set up so come along for the ride and see if you have any thoughts on how movies are sometimes constrained by the technology of the day.

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This month we discuss the holy trinity of Nicolas Cage movies, The Rock, Con Air and Face Off. Arguably his best three, while not highest-grossing, movies. We look at how The Rock is the best James Bond movie, how movie special effects have changed over the years and how an actor of such amazing talent just seems to want to have fun sometimes. 

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The glitz and the glam and the controversy! Every year the OSCAR's pulls in the great, the good and the rest of Hollywood for a celebration of the previous year's movies but what really goes into the "Best Picture" winner? It's not really art and its not really technical, its not even box office. It's something else and we sit down to talk about what we love and hate about this award show. 

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A little later than normal but real life has been sorted and we have our venture into the world of movies and we have picked sports movies. Join us as we venture into the world of sports movies, giving our recommendations on what is good, whats bad and why Paul Bettany is just great in general.

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Its been number one on IMDB forever, probably since the invention of the internet, but is it the best movie ever made?