Dropbear and Panda Save Canada

Panda is back and she is fired up! Two weeks ago The Panda of Wonder™ left to parts unknown for a top secret acting gig that has her sworn to secrecy ... or does it?

From the exciting world of Internet trickery we talk about fake videos, 'Muffit' the space dog from Battlestar Galactica, Elon Musk's spiffy new starship fleet, why you shouldn't use Goop for your privates, how to keep tapeworms out of your brain, the Toronto Raptors NBA Play-Off run, and our excitement over Women's World Cup Soccer.

EPISODE LINKS

• Video of Deep Fake Joe Rogan
• Muffit the Space Dog
• Chernobyl the Show
• Goalkeeper Scott Sterling
• Elon Musk's Starship
• x.com
• Goop
• Tapeworm in the Brain

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; and Rob Mitchelson for the insane jingles.

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Panda is still away on a sooper-secret acting mission so Dropbear —left to his own devices— invites Luke Saber over to talk about life, the universe, and everything ... particularly video games and his most secret (not anymore) barbecue secrets and baking bacon.

What else do you need to know? Dropbear has since stolen the secret and is including it in his secret Not-Really-That-Vegetarian Vegetarian Chilli recipe.

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EPISODE LINK

• Dropbear and Panda on Patreon

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; and Rob Mitchelson for the insane jingles.

Dropbear is all alone for a couple weeks while Panda is away at a Top Secret acting gig so this will be a short episode with Dropbear and the incredible sock jingle created by Rob Mitchelson!

Dropbear —the 'Urban Farmer'— has planted his hot pepper seeds and is anxiously awaiting his magic bean seeds from the Upper Canada Seed Bank, so in the mean time he bought some cyber-currency. There are challenges on Everest; tweens and teens in Saskatoon are out of control; and maybe, just maybe, there's hope for a pipeline.

• Buy Rob's Albums
• Hot Pepper Seeds
• Weed Seeds
• Cyber Currency
• Everest Disaster
• Saskatoon Kids Attack
• Alberta Pipeline
• Dropbear and Panda Patreon

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; Doug de Nance for the dope promo; and Rob Mitchelson for the insane jingles.

This week we announced the winner of the Dropbear and Panda's Jingle Genre Extravaganza and it's Lisa Wilson for suggesting what is now our new favourite music genre, 'Chap Hop'. We cover some heavy topics coming out of Alabama this week but balance it out talking about Dropbear's new hobby involving 'magic beans', Canada's first 'body farm', the perils of naming your child after any character created by George R. R. Martin, and getting mayochup'd on Mayochup.

LINKS IN THIS EPISODE

• Tuvan Throat Singing
• What's a Klesmer
• Chap Hop
• J-Pop
• Click and Grow Hydroponics
• Incredible Seeds
• Upper Canada Seed Bank
• Alabama Abortion Law
• Body Farm in Quebec
• Mayochup Fuckchup
• How to Recycle in Calgary
• How Not to Recycle in Calgary
• Game of Thrones Season 8, Episode 5

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; and Rob Mitchelson for the insane jingles.

It's mother's day and our gift to moms everywhere and to everyone who has one or knows a mom, we give you... this podcast. You're welcome. It's a weird one this week as we go from antibiotic resistant bacteria to climate change to functional extinction. It may sound dire BUT... we bring it all back with the most recent, epic, amazing, glorious and most perfect new sock jingle. We even start a contest for the next, incredible genre. Do you have an idea for the next sock jingle? Let us know!

LINKS IN THIS EPISODE

• Koalas are 'Functionally Extinct'
• Ambush Bug 'The Koala Who Walked Like a Man'
• Record Rainfalls in Texas
• Life-Threatening Sinus Infection
• Donald Trump's Taxes and Losses
• World's second largest penguin colony 'disappears overnight'

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; Doug de Nance for the dope voice-over; and Rob Mitchelson for the insane jingles.

We're battling giant white-out blizzards and massive destructive floods! Is it the apocalypse? Nope, it's just springtime in Canada. Geeks, cosplayers, film stars and space aliens have invaded our fair city the past few days for the Calgary Expo, and we discuss a few connections we have with some of the attractions there. All Canadian teams are out of the NHL, colour-coded condoms could become a thing, and we even bring up Mother Dropbear's hutzpah and Father Panda's eyebrows.

LINKS IN THIS EPISODE

• Massive Flooding in Canada
• Colour Coded STI Condoms
• The Golder Trust for Orphans
• The Children's Cottage Society
• Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo
• Jim Zub
• Four on the Floor: Brown Car
• Dropbear and Panda: The Final Frontier

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; Doug de Nance for the dope voice-over; and Rob Mitchelson for the insane jingles.

We're turning 40 on Easter weekend AND released our latest film short??!? Goodness we've been busy! So busy we could only manage a 30 minute mini-episode this week.

The blue wave has replaced the Orange across Alberta again, the Avalanche crushed the Flames, our Easter film short might be slightly offensive BUT everything is gonna be ok because we found a real life, musician named Rob and he's writing us Sock jingles and they are absolutely outstanding. We think we might keep him.

LINKS IN THIS EPISODEMaclean's Election Article Rob Mitchelson: Kickass Musician Flames Come Up Short Trudeau Stalls Pipeline Quebec Doesn't Want Pipeline StigMax™ Comercial Parody

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; Doug de Nance for the dope voice-over.

Holy moly! The same week a Black Hole had its picture taken for the first time, a new Star Wars trailer drops!? Coincidence, or a cleverly staged plot to sell more tickets to Disney Land? You be the judge.

We spread more Sock Love across the world again, Dropbear is swashbuckling, Luke continues to taunt Panda as Beat Sabergate continues to heat up, bots are ruining everything, and Panda scores multiple roles in a fundraiser about a Princess Bride (and Dropbear is hoping for a walk on as a ROUS).

LINKS FOUND IN THIS PODCAST Ian Cognito Dies on Stage; The Loose Moose Theatre Company; Black Hole; Black Hole Troll; Internet Bots; Star Wars Teaser; Beat Sabergate; Black Hole Movie Trailer; Stem Learning Lab; Scorpio Theatre - The Princess Bride; Tool Shed Brewing Company; Grassy Narrows Go Fund Me; Jag War Trailer; You'd Better Watch Out; Diaperman

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; Doug de Nance for the dope voice-over.

And don't forget to check out our friends over at FLICKS XRAYED

Stop the presses! We've discovered the cure for Wind Turbine Cancer! Or did we? You be the judge. Or just judge us. But you'll be clogging your way to a store near you to save yourself from this dreaded disease.

Episode 38 is crazy! Panda gives birth to herself, Dropbear takes 'no-soliciting' to a whole new level, the age old question of how to turn children into pancakes is answered, and #lukesaber is the new viral phenomena.

LINKS FOUND IN THIS PODCAST Luke Moar Poor Man's Beat Saber; Brexit Extensions; Trump's War on Windmills

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative; Emre Cords for our amazing theme music; Doug de Nance for the dope voice-over.

And don't forget to check out our friends over at FLICKS XRAYED

It's episode 37 of the Dropbear and Panda Save the World Podcast of Destiny and the world is just as topsy-turvy as ever. In our role as crack reporters (we're not reporters) we report on news that matters (we know nothing) from around the world (we're also not on crack).

In this episode you'll learn how to reap the rewards of helping save the world, be introduced to Jonathon Pie, get valuable insight into real news, experience our video game reviews, and learn how to borrow tools from the Hell's Angels.

LINKS FOUND IN THIS PODCAST 3 Interesting things about the SNC Lavalin Controversy; Trudeau steps in it, again; Jonathan Pie - Theresa May Obituary; Need a New Brexit Plan; Travel Advisory for UK; GAME TRAILER: Moss VR; MUSIC VIDEO: Lonely Mind Alberta Animal Rescue Society Rocky Mountain Animal Rescue Calgary Humane Society Calgary Animal Rescue Society MEOW Foundation

SPECIAL THANKS TO Our sponsors The Friday Sock Company and Make More Creative Emre Cords for our amazing theme music Doug de Nance for the dope voice-over