Dropping Loads

In this episode, Paco acts out strangely because she's hangry. Milky discovers the most amusing cops around. Pouch admits he's never spoken to a baby. 

Pouch here. Paco hasn't been on in a bit and it seems like it's really affected her because she's acting very strange. I wasn't afraid to point out when she was acting weird. Listen in and see if she's as weird as I thought she was being. Intro/outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It

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Girl Will Not Give Up Her Fucking Chicken McNuggets

Fire Department had to Free a Man from a Fucking Wall

Lady Can't Get Swiss Citizenship because Everyone in her Village Fucking Hates Her

Paco's Tacos

Demonic Babies

People Describe Their Scariest Family Secrets

Serial Killer of the Day: Long Island Serial Killer

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In this episode, Ness returns to regale us on his encounter with a Metal God. Pouch watches the LGBT channel, LOGO. Milky knows a lot about bidets. 

Pouch here. Ness is back after about a month off and it looks like he's been sitting on a great story for a while. Listen in to see which Metal God he got to hang out with. Intro/outro: Tongo - Chop Suey. 

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Tokyo Fucking Installs Smartphone Wipes in the Bathroom

A Fucking Tarantula Kills and Eats a Snake

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In this episode, SPJ brings us a new grand mystery about having sex on the Great Wall of China. Pouch wants to get SPJ to the Players Ball. Yahboy language takes over. 

Milky here. This was our first podcast recording of the year, and it was a blast. It's always a blast when SPJ stops by to regale us with tales of pimpage, mysteries, and swag. For some odd reason, we decided to spend some time talking about celebrities in this episode. Hopefully, we don't bore everyone with our lack of pop culture knowledge. Enjoy! Intro/Outro: Nekrogoblikon - Nekrogoblikon

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Canadian Punches a Fucking Cougar to Save his Dog

Dumbass Tries to Fucking Sell Plastic Bag with Weed

Azealia Banks Practices Fucking Brujeria

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In this episode, Paco goes through every type of extreme emotion. Milky is certain something bad will happen. The guys remember Carrie Fisher. 

Pouch here. Happy New Year, folks. We recorded this episode the day that Carrie Fisher died and we were in mourning. So, expect us to be particularly sad during the first half of the episode. We'll miss you, Carrie Fisher. Thanks for helping make our childhoods that much better. Intro/Outro: John Williams - Princess Leia's Theme (from Star Wars [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack])

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Santa Gives Out Candy Canes in a Bank and then Fucking Robs it

Snoop Dogg was Somebody’s Fucking Secret Santa

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: 10+ Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

People Describe Creepy Experiences as Kids They Still Can't Explain

Serial Killer of the Day: Juana Barraza - La Mataviejitas

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From the revered Super Pimp and honored practitioner, Semi-Permanent Jon discovers the ancient runes from which he translates the scholarly text that make up the history of the Don Francisco Promise. Become learned in the blessed Historia of the Don Francisco Promise as we journey from primordial beginnings to modern times. This is a work of factual fiction, orated by the great SPJ. 

In this episode, Gad returns and he's very impressed with Rogue One. Pouch reflects on 2016. Milky just wants the cops to pay for his car window if they break it. 

Pouch here. Who knew we'd end the year off with Gad? We tried to get another Semi-Permanent, but unfortunately, the one we had in mind was far too busy because of Christmas... so we had to bring in a ringer again. Thanks for 2016, guys. We'll see you in 2017. Intro/Outro: Michael Giacchino - Hope (from the original soundtrack of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story). 

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Guy Gets Fucking Stabbed Twice Within Hours

Cops Break into a Car because They Thought that an Old Woman had Fucking Frozen to Death

Two Chicks Chuck a Few Fucking Dildos at an Armed Burglar

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In this episode, SPJ lectures us on the mechanics of slanging dicks. Pouch reports on his time in Dallas. The guys continue their ongoing debate on threesomes. 

Pouch here. Glad to be back after a week off. I had a lot of fun recording this episode, so I hope it shows. Someone please let us know what your rules on threesomes are, because we need to settle this debate. Also, don't forget that the Don Francisco Promise Historia will be released here on December 28th, 2016. Intro/outro: The Polyphonic Spree - Sonic Bloom. 

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Australian Man Punches a fucking Kangaroo in the Face

Company Looking for a fucking Emoji Translator

Fucking Great Rich Dude Pays for All Layaway Items at Walmart

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Dropping Loads Presents: The teaser audio trailer to the Don Francisco Promise Historia featuring SPJ. 

Pouch here. Unfortunately, Milky fell ill this week and therefore, we couldn't record. I was too busy preparing for Dallas and plus, I hate Simply Pouch episodes now. But rather than leave you with nothing, here's a little something just for you from SPJ himself. Enjoy! 

In this episode Metal Ness returns and finally manages to get a beer. The guys get their egos stroked with some praise from a listener. Ness reviews a new record from a very underground metal band. The guys say a brief goodbye to Pure BS Podcast. 

Pouch here. It's a been a while, but Ness finally came back. Yes, he was supposed to be on hiatus, but we didn't feel the need to announce it as it was supposed to be a brief one. Also, thanks a lot, Saul! Intro: Metallica - Spit Out the Bone, outro: Clutch - Drink to the Dead. 

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Girl wants to Make her Real Toe into a Piece of Jewelry

Metal Ness

Metallica's Hardwired to Self-Destruct

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