The crew plunge deeper into the Yuletide spirit this week and watch Mother Krampus, a movie not about an evil Santa devil’s mom but instead an ancient Germanic Christmas witch who punishes and kills children. Also in this episode you’ll find advice on how to “be less high” when you take too many edibles, recent Arrow re-release JD's Revenge, the haunting Polish film Playground tattooed Santa, the Scary Stories to tell in the Dark movie adaptation director changeup, drunk on stage rants about EA, the crew continue their journey in junk food, weird Christmas cryptids and some holiday Whole Hog.

It’s a Red Christmas this week as the crew talk about Craig Anderson’s seasonal horror flick that tackles some heavier topics that one might first expect. Scott and Robin then talk about Somebody’s Darling and the Arrow Video release of Erik the Conqueror. Rigby regales us with tales of Indonesian action flick Headshot and details how The Evil Within 2 is a vast improvement over the original. The crew also talk about some new information that’s come out regarding Tarantino's “Manson movie”, the unfortunate release date assigned to the newest Masters of the Universe live action adaptation, whether or not different types of alcohol give you a different drunk, blind loyalty to a terrible restaurant chain, the newly announced Deadbeat at Dawn remaster and much more. The episode is finished off by some Christmas themed cryptid talk and a round of Holiday Hog (the shiny and new seasonal version of Whole Hog) in which gingerbread dicks are discussed.

This episode the crew sat down with newly released “zom-com” Dead Shack, a movie about that all too familiar situation where you go out to drink and relax in the woods with your family only to discover your neighbor is up to some weird, zombie based shenanigans that threaten your good time. The crew also talks about Thor Ragnarok and how a twelve year old is more mature than all of them, Rigby details her disappointment with the new Netflix Punisher series and then the crew veer down a nostalgic path to talk about Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. The crew also sample some questionable snack foods and soda, talk sausage roll baby Jesus, puppet based horror movie Frank & Zed, Rigby’s video game streaming, self-decapitation by chainsaw and absurd statements from Canadian politicians about the dangers of marijuana. The episode is rounded out with some Whole Hog featuring Ed Harris and Tommy Wissou.

We're back in the water for a slightly out of season, recently released shark attack movie, Open Water 3: Cage Dive this week, while Scott apologizes to the crew for submitting them to the newest season of American Horror Story. The crew also discuss the EA Star Wars Battlefront controversy that took the internet by storm this week, possible Criterion Collection releases for the original Toho Godzilla films, the dangers of trusting an algorithm to make your decisions for you, getting various things stuck in your various holes, bedbugs in the cinema and cannabis advent calendars. The episode is rounded out as always with some very Crappy Cryptids and a thoughtful discussion of Crispin Glover’s hog.

Everyone is back at the table this week, discussing the newest movie to tackle one of the most publicized (some might say milked to death) paranormal incidents in history, Amityville: The Awakening. The crew also talk the death of the Dark Universe movies, baby Frankenstein's, the Pet Semetary remake, a Japanese serial killer who finds their victims using Twitter, live action Archie spinoffs, phantom kangaroos, and go Whole Hog with Dennis Hopper.

In an episode powered by Nyquil and moonshine, Scotty and Robin are short Rigby this week since Robin has been sick with the boogie woogie flu for the last few days.  The DIAG twosome share some popular urban legend lore including The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs, The Bunnyman, the New World Order of the Denver Airport, People Can Lick Too, Strawberry Quik as crystal meth, and blue star LSD.

All the crew’s wishes are answered when Wish Upon, a story about a Chinese wishing box with a dark secret, turns out to be more than entertaining. Japanese snacks are also taste tested in this episode and Rigby recounts meeting alien hunter turned dad rocker David Duchovny. The crew also talk drunken bumper cars, where they sit on the schlock scale, Corey Feldman's Friday the 13th script,  shape-shifters revealing themselves to rock stars, the disappointment that is American Horror Story: Cult and a bunch of genre news.

Man down!  Er - WOman down!  The threesome becomes a gruesome twosome this week, as Rigby is out sick with the flu.  Scotty and Robin take up the High Literature mantle and enjoy some Purple Voodoo hybrid smoke and take turns reading their favourite creepypastas from the internet.  It's like NPR for creeps and weirdoes, except better.

Scotty's Creepypasta selections:

White With Red The Cleaning Lady The Statue

Robin's Creepypasta selections:

The Russian Sleep Experiment The Smiling Man The Bag Lady Normal Porn For Normal People Candle Cove

The crew gathered this week to watch a movie that feels like it was ripped straight from the heart of the ‘90s horror scene, Happy Death Day. Guitars are also strapped on and turned way up for The Devil's Candy, a satanic possession movie with a hint of heavy metal. This week's episode of American Horror Story: Cult is also discussed, along with learning ninja skills from Naruto, the Halloween reboot, “insensitive” Halloween costumes and the legality of drunken canoeing in Canada. The crew also bring their A game to some Crappy Cryptids as well as a monstrous round of Whole Hog.

Flatliners is first up this week, an unrequested remake of the 1990 horror film about a med student who discovers how to cross over to the afterlife, which of course leads to all sorts of unforeseen problems. Scott and Robin saw Denis Villeneuve’s Blade Runner 2049 this week and share their thoughts on it as well as discuss holo threesomes, drunken time travel, penis collections, possible Paranormal Activity remakes and  Netflix’s Punisher getting delayed. The crew also discuss the newest episode of American Horror Story: Cult and that nail gun scene, plus talk Crappy Cryptids and what some monsters are packing in Whole Hog.