Drunk Law School

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  • Bonus: Happy Birthday Annelise! (People v. Knoller)

    Content warning: this episode contains mentions of grievous bodily harm.

    Hello drunk law students! We are back to bring you a special episode from the DLS archive--featuring a special guest, terrible birthday singing, legal malfeasance, a highly questionable adoption, and yes, man-eating dogs. This episode was recorded in May 2020. Enjoy!


    Show notes

    • The Mamas & The Papas -- San Francisco
    • You can find some of the naughty pics that Knoller sent to Paul Schneider here

    • Further Reading (courtesy of Annelise)

      • Rolling Stone article covering the case
      • Articles on Knoller's initial sentencing and subsequent parole denial
      • Whipple's partner, Sharon Smith, also succeeded in suing Knoller and Noel for $1,500,000 in civil damages. The civil case was notable in that the San Francisco Superior Court ruled in July 2001 that Smith was entitled to bring suit as Whipple's domestic partner under the Equal Protection Clause, against the defense's argument that a same-sex unmarried partner did not have standing. She donated some of the money to Saint Mary's College of California to fund the women's lacrosse team (where Whipple coached before her death).
      • You can read and see photos of Paul "Cornfed" Schneider here
      • 50 min
      • Dolly, Get Your Bag! (Filartiga v. Peña-Irala)

        What do you do if after fleeing from an oppressive regime in your home country of Paraguay and coming to the United States for a better life, you discover that the former head of the police force—a man who tortured and murdered your brother for political dissidence—had also fled to the U.S.A.? You dust off a two hundred year old law about piracy and GET. YOUR. BAG.


        To read about why the term "alien" is marginalizing and explore a new alternative coined by our brilliant friend Dr. Arturo Castellanos, click here.

        37 min
      • Dolly, Get Your Bag! (Filartiga v. Peña-Irala)

        When you've just arrived in America after fleeing from the dictatorship back home in your native Paraguay, the last person you want to see is the former chief of police there, the same man who tortured and murdered your brother. But that's what happened to Dolly Filartiga. So what did she do? She got her bag.

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        37 min
      • Drug Enforcement Assholes (Gonzales v. Raich)

        On this episode of Drunk Law School, we ask a very important question—can the government ban vegetable gardens?

        Drink: Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc

        If you're new to the fight for racial and economic justice, or if you're looking for reading material, places to donate, and materials with which to educate yourself, please see below.

        Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice

        Where to Donate   

        Black Lives Matter   

        What You Can Do (Megathread)

        A Guide to Allyship and Why "All Cops Are  Bastards"

        How to Support During the Black Lives Matter Movement   

        Fighting Anti-Blackness Resource List (Harvard University)   

        Non-Optical Accompliceship Toolkit

        34 min
      • Bye Week
        We’ve been cooking up lots of good things over here at DLS emporium, including two new guest recordings! Instead of an episode this week, we encourage everyone to take a break. There has been a lot going on in the news: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s passing and the indictment (or lack thereof) in the Breonna Taylor case, among other things. Please take time to talk and reflect with your family, your friends, and yourself. And have an easy fast, if you observe. We are a Jewish podcast after all.
        4 min
      • What Does the Fox Say? (Pierson v. Post)

        Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

        Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
        Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

        Drink: Maker's Mark Old Fashioned

        Please contact officials in Wisconsin and demand justice for Jacob Blake by clicking here. Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund by clicking here.

        If you're new to the fight for racial and economic justice, or if you're looking for reading material, places to donate, and materials with which to educate yourself, please see below.

        Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice

        Where to Donate   

        Black Lives Matter   

        What You Can Do (Megathread)

        A Guide to Allyship and Why "All Cops Are  Bastards"

        How to Support During the Black Lives Matter Movement   

        Fighting Anti-Blackness Resource List (Harvard University)   

        Non-Optical Accompliceship Toolkit

        29 min
      • "We'd Like to Import Your Mom" (The Naulilaa Case)

        Other title candidates for this episode, which spends a little bit of time discussing international law (the actual topic), included:

        • "JENSEN!!!!!"
        • Internassional Relations
        • "I will eat your ass!"
        • "I wonder what's inside your butthole"
        • Please contact officials in Wisconsin and demand justice for Jacob Blake by clicking here. Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund by clicking here. 

          If you're new to the fight for racial and economic justice, or if you're looking for reading material, places to donate, and materials with which to educate yourself, please see below.

          Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice

          Where to Donate   

          Black Lives Matter   

          What You Can Do (Megathread)

          A Guide to Allyship and Why "All Cops Are  Bastards"

          How to Support During the Black Lives Matter Movement   

          Fighting Anti-Blackness Resource List (Harvard University)   

          Non-Optical Accompliceship Toolkit

          39 min
        • Who Ya Gonna Call? (Stambovsky v. Ackley)

          "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!" -- Winston Zeddmore

          Drinks: Ruby Red Grapefruit White Claw

          Please contact officials in Wisconsin and demand justice for Jacob Blake by clicking here. Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund by clicking here.

          If you're new to the fight for racial and economic justice, or if you're looking for reading material, places to donate, and materials with which to educate yourself, please see below.

          Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice

          Where to Donate   

          Black Lives Matter   

          What You Can Do (Megathread)

          A Guide to Allyship and Why "All Cops Are  Bastards"

          How to Support During the Black Lives Matter Movement   

          Fighting Anti-Blackness Resource List (Harvard University)   

          Non-Optical Accompliceship Toolkit

          38 min
        • A Supreme Court Slap Fight (Marbury v. Madison)

          The year is 1789. Back in those days, having actual slap fights in public was considered bad form, and somebody usually died in a duel (looking at you, Alexander Hamilton). So if you're John Adams and Thomas Jefferson and you want to have a slap fight but not actually, where do you go? The Supreme Court, of course!

          Drinks: Bulleit Bourbon Kentucky Mule and Bee's Knuckles (combine 2 oz. bourbon, 1 oz. honey syrup, 1 oz. fresh lemon juice, and 1/2 tsp sriracha or more to taset; shake with ice and serve in a coupe glass)

          Please contact officials in Wisconsin and demand justice for Jacob Blake by clicking here. Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund by clicking here.

          If you're new to the fight for racial and economic justice, or if you're looking for reading material, places to donate, and materials with which to educate yourself, please see below.

          Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice

          Where to Donate   

          Black Lives Matter   

          What You Can Do (Megathread)

          A Guide to Allyship and Why "All Cops Are  Bastards"

          How to Support During the Black Lives Matter Movement   

          Fighting Anti-Blackness Resource List (Harvard University)   

          Non-Optical Accompliceship Toolkit

          37 min
        • Just the Tip (Regina v. Dudley and Stephens)

          Content warning: gore

          Daniel cut his thumb off, and we read the case that most students learn on their first day of criminal law. Spoiler alert: shit is fucked up.

          Drinks: Corona Extra

          Please contact officials in Wisconsin and demand justice for Jacob Blake by clicking here. Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund by clicking here.

          If you're new to the fight for racial and economic justice, or if you're looking for reading material, places to donate, and materials with which to educate yourself, please see below.

          Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice

          Where to Donate   

          Black Lives Matter   

          What You Can Do (Megathread)

          A Guide to Allyship and Why "All Cops Are  Bastards"

          How to Support During the Black Lives Matter Movement   

          Fighting Anti-Blackness Resource List (Harvard University)   

          Non-Optical Accompliceship Toolkit

          25 min

        About Drunk Law School

        From the publisher's feed

        This podcast has everything: sassy judges, cults, identity fraud, too much Fireball, the oxford comma, and the Five-Year-Old Smackdown, which is that thing where a little kid pulls the chair out from under his aunt during a family reunion.