Drunk Pitches

Do you wish decorating the Christmas Tree was less time consuming? And don't forget the dreaded task of taking it down! Well Kathy J and Varky have a solution for you! This holiday season, sit back, grab a glass of wine, and don't forget the s'mores kit while you enjoy the flame day and rebirth of your Phoenix Christmas Tree. 

Have you ever had a recurring nightmare that leaves you running in slow-motion or the inability to scream? Sometimes we are unable to conquer our own nightmares until now! Join Kathy J and Varky as we defeat our childhood nightmares with our dream reality games. Screw you creepy porcelain dolls and killer goats, you ain't got nothing on us!

Have you ever hiked to the top of a mountain and thought "Damn, I could go for some nachos right now." Well, Kathy J and Varky have a solution for you! Enjoy the freshest nachos nature has to offer with the Nachos in Nature kit. Hiking has never been so delicious!

Who will reign supreme in a battle between Kathy J's 185lb Elementary School Bus Driver  versus Gollum from Lord of the Rings? Listen to Kathy J pitch about her new game, Battle Dome, dropping in stores in 2022. (Patent Pending) 

Do you love or hate Hallmark Christmas movies, possibly simultaneously? Tune in to hear Varky and Kathy J pitch their ideas for the 2021 Hallmark Christmas movie roundup! 

Looking for new entertainment on the Travel Channel? Look no further as Kathy J and Varky pitch their best idea for a new ghost show: Ghost Hoez. A sexy, scary journey of Northern Virginia's most haunted destinations--subscriptions come with a "How to Train Your Ghost" manual, and a margarita to try and entice your own ghost! For only four installments of $199.99, get your Ghost Hoez today!