Actual scientist and very patient human KAELI SWIFT is here to get you fuckin jazzed on the birds in your backyard! Get inspired to go birding, but like, all the time, as we talk about our smartest, wiliest urban neighbors. Also, that mask? From that study we all talk about it? It was actually Dick Cheney.

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a.k.a. ‘flashy screamer bird’ and ‘bunchilla’

Super important and totally real scientist JENNIFER LAUGHRAN is back to talk about her least favorite animal: the peacock. We talk about liars and showoffs, and also the rare Peruvian bunny chinchilla thing, vizcachas!

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'blood sucker mcgarigals’ and ‘creaky squeaky dumplings’

She's baaaaack! KELLY ANNEKAN is here to talk about yet another unsettling animal to shine her brilliant light upon-- the vampire bat. We talk bloodsuckers, wings, and also the squeaking desert rain frog on our newest. 

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'winged reply guys’ and  ‘chicka-chicka-doom-doom’

IVAN HERNANDEZ is back for a heroic third time to talk about his least favorite animal, Scarlet Macaws. We get into his Floridian heritage and hot buffet habits, along with a little crash course in the Janelle Monae of snakes, which, naturally, are rattlers.

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‘the earth’s public lice’ and ‘the great allegory bird’

The Milky Way Galaxy's greatest person MEG ELISON is back, and she's here to hate on a crab, whose migratory habits are nightmarish at best. We get into extinction with Dodo Birds and unsettling scuttling with the Christmas Island Red Crab on our newest!

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a.k.a. ‘wandas’ and ‘floppy boys’

What did we do to deserve MICHEAL FOULK as a special guest? We're not sure. Frankly, we probably don't. But somehow we tricked him, and he's here! We talk Timon but not Pumba, and also California Sea Lions in our newest. 

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a.k.a. ‘scary winter dogs’ and ‘not even metaphorical fragile masculinity birds’

Alligator scientist GABRIELLE MOSS is back to talk more apex predators! She educates our damn faces off about arctic wolves, but *specifically* TEEN arctic wolves to celebrate all things 90's, winter goth, and bitey. We get into Trent Reznor, some Magnificent Frigates and more on our newest!

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a.k.a. ‘compost pile shit loungers’ and ‘bad fashion collateral damage crocodiles’

Co-host and panda racist ADAM WOLF is back to shit all over everyone's favorite animal. We talk animals who may not deserve saving and animals who *totally do* in our newest episode, covering Panda Bears and Orinoco Crocodiles. 

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a.k.a. "sentient breadboxes" and "finer things monkeys"

How it is we covered toxic plasmosis BEFORE domestic cats is beyond me, but don't worry special guest AMY STEPHENSON is here to rectify that error! We talk everyone's favorite little meme makers, along with the spa-going Japanese macaques in our newest, and Amy's dog, who sometimes eat tampons. 

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a.k.a. ‘death footed murder birds’ and ‘imma fuckin’ get you starks’

Cohost of the Binge Movie Podcast, film critic, writer and resident prolapse expert JASON LEROY is BACK to talk about the world's most unsettling bird, the cassowary! Both our animals are upsetting af this week, so. Buckle in. And sorry. 

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