a.k.a. ‘murdersaurus’ and ’sneaksy jerk gothmoth’

Special guest and creepy thing connoisseur, GABY MOSS, is here to talk alligators and deaths head hawk moths! We talk gothy kids, and kids who should probably be more afraid than they are on this very creepy, very unnerving episode.

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a.k.a. 'nightmare sausage beasts' and 'scrappy murder pups'

We're BACK and we're more carniverous than ever, with two extremely proficient murderers. Special guest ADAM WOLF tells you everything you need to know about the 6 in nightmares that are weasels, and we also cover Coyotes, who may or may not be like Kardashians. 

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a.k.a. 'swimming football dolphins' and 'kitsune, kinda'

It's an accidentally festively colored episode of Drunk Safari, with special guest WONDER DAVE! We learn strange and magnificent things, like how gigantic sea turtles get and also that Wonder Dave used to work in an aquarium as a lazily named mascot. All this and MORE on a very adorable episode!

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a.k.a. 'pillar of society beastos' and 'cold war junk birds'

Special guest ADAM WOLF is here to learn your face off about some farm animals, and also he's got opinions. We're all barnyard all the time this episode, with meat animals great and small, but mostly delicious.

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a.k.a. 'grippy boys' and 'the rightful heirs to the earth'

Special guest and Hugo Award nominee, writer, SARAH GAILEY is here! She's two experts for the price of one, as a hippo AND chameleon scientist. We talk centiliters of sass, chameleon monocles (!!!) and why we just don't support Greg. Or Ross.

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a.k.a. 'fun buns' and 'mythological masculinity unicorn'

Special Guest and cohost of The Binge Movie Podcast, JASON LEROY is here to talk about butts. Okapi butts, mostly, but also butts at large. Also buttholes. We talk about teeth that should not be and deeply overattentive mothers in this very special okapi and narwhal educational podcast. 

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a.k.a. 'buttercup' and 'uteruses before duderuses whale'

Special guest and legal representative for Lemony Snicket, DANIEL HANDLER, is here to put the scare in you about moray eels, which are coming for you. Yes, you. To kill you. In case that wasn't clear. Maggie praises sperm whales, as well you should.

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a.k.a. 'small mouthed rape fish' and 'hash-tag lagoon life bird'

HOW WELL CAN YOU SING THE INTRO TO DRUNK SAFARI? Maggie can sing it pretttttttyyyyyyyy well, even if special guest, ADAM WOLF, begs to differ. We teach you every goddamn thing you need to know about hammerhead sharks and flamingos. Also Adam believes in vampires. Like, really. 

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a.k.a. 'venomous vixens' and 'delicious snot bugs'

Special guest MEG ELISON is here to make you unafraid of some spiders who could probably kill you? Anyway, her voice is like honey and she's probably got bigger balls than you. We also talk about Maggie's favorite food, I mean animal, I mean bug. Basically it's a bug. Related pro tip: If you have a vagina, never date a person who won't eat oysters. 

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a.k.a. 'invincible claw-beasts' and 'trashcan bandits'

Special guest Adam Wolf has a weird puma boner, which is to say he's obsessed with pumas, and thinks they're better than you. Maggie talks about everyone's favorite pest, the friendly raccoon. Adaptability is had all around. 

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