Gemini! Here you goOOooooOOoooo! XOXO

Hi Libra! Here's your FALL 2019 Reading XOXO

Hi Virgo! This you. BYE! XOXO

In this episode, my energy is zapped but I give it my best shot for you! Enjoy your quick weekly readings and next time I won't be so nice. XOXO Drunk Tarot

In this magical episode, I tell your elements what to expect for ex and next. I also ramble about nothing but in a supercute and easy to listen to way. I drink coffee but I also talk about milk. Enjoy, lovers.

In this episode, Drunk Tarot gives you her dating life update (spoiler: itiswhatitis) and gives every sign a super quick August Tarot reading. Enjoy! XOXO

In this episode, Drunk Tarot talks about how she got stood up by a Gemini but that's okay. The energy is low in the first half but picks up towards the end. ALSO! the very last 5 mins is a one card pull for each element if you stick around. 

Here's how to recover: You don't. You should already have developed the kind of emotional fortitude to handle minor disappointment. You do that by cycling out of the negative emotional place by LISTING what makes you DOPE. 

Listen now.

In this episode, I talk about my recent speed dating adventure. I also talk about the sex offender. And the Gemini I made out with. Also, I talk about Jess and how she arm wrestles now. Wait until the end, you guys. I actually give REAL SPIRITUAL advice. XOXO

It's time to grow up, Aquarius! Someone wants you to meet them in Adultland. Good luck! XOXO DrunkTarot

Spoiler: you don't. You don't "survive" Mercury Retrograde. Listen to this rant and a quick shoutout to ALIENS and Area 51. Leave me a comment on anchor.fm/drunktarot/messages or drop a comment on Instagram: @drunk.tarot