🔞This week we’re delving into the down and dirty world of bizarre fetishes. Not for the faint-hearted and DEFINITELY for over 18s, we discover that some people are very freaky-deaky indeed and that we are very, very vanilla 😂. From armpit sex (yup) and adults dressed as babies (each to their own), to people who get turned on by looking at TURTLES 🐢 or watching people fall down stairs 🤕. If you’re squeamish... well, we warned you.

Is Jay-Z a time-travelling vampire? Have we all been brainwashed into S*t@n1sM by Saved by the Bell without even knowing? If you were an alien 👽 looking down on Earth, what would you be thinking about humanity? This week we’re all about conspiracy theories, from The Beatles to the I11uminati, we take a look at some of the most bizarre theories to have graced the internet and discuss them over a few glasses of this week’s wine choice: 19 Crimes, which by the way is SNOOP DOGG approved 👌✅

What’s everyone’s beef with pineapple on a pizza anyway?🍍For the record, we’re both fans of the PoP, sorry not sorry. This week we tackle life’s most “serious” debates once and for all, such as the humble Jaffa Cake: biscuit or cake? And uncover the actual science (kinda) around topics like Hair of the Dog and whether it actually works, and how to make a proper brew ☕️

Would you complain about a hair in your food? What would you do if you were faced with 40 zombies on the Camden station escalators? This week we discuss phobias and irrational fears, including our listeners’! Rosie tells us about the time she accidentally groped an old man due to a sprout-related incident; while Fran explains her battle with Trypophobia and rubbing wet wooden spoons on her teeth...🤷🏻‍♀️😂

This week we discover that lobster is not all that it’s cracked up to be...(get it?!) and that the apple a day that keeps the doctor away, is in fact 365 days old. Oh and Rosie gets rinsed by the co-op, again. P.s. not actually soggy.

If you find yourself caught in a zombie apocalypse, you’ll want to stick with us. We’ve got wine, axes and our mate even brought tinned sweetcorn for the ride. In this episode we also ponder why everyone’s obsessed with David Beckham, how mermaids give birth and the moment we found out Pluto IS NOT a planet....🤯

This week we cover a whole host of random facts - from radioactive bananas and pandas faking pregnancies, to crows holding grudges and our own personal theories on why one ball hangs lower than the other (MEN - help us out here please). We also attempt some classic tongue twisters after a few glasses too many - one of us is good, one of us is, err, not... (This episode’s random facts are from Factourism.com, well worth checking out for more weird/cool facts!)

This week we discuss weird (read: gross) names for your ‘private parts’, Club 18-30 holiday game fails (sorry mum) and attempt to answer a series of questions aimed at 6 year olds. All with a healthy dose of side stories (tangents of course) including why chocolate Easter eggs (probably) exist and how long it takes to get to the Moon (and Mercury shopping centre in Romford, Essex - if you’re interested).

Do cockerels crow when they feel like it?

Why is your face on your head?

Will you die if you swallow chewing gum? All important questions we fail to accurately answer in episode 2.

In this episode we also discuss weird things we (and you guys) believed as kids, if cheese dreams are a thing and how ‘Adam & Eve’ may or may not have learnt to walk...

(TikTok song/artist is @Lubalin 🙌)

From being ‘TikTok creeps’, to answering revolting ‘would you rathers’ including Donald Trump’s ass crack. In our first episode we discuss if dinosaurs had hair; if it’s possible to tell if your husband is cheating by the smell of his farts and the ultimate question - do girls poop? 👀 #DrunkWithFriends