Drunken Dictator Debates

The final episode of the season before Duenk goes off to sea. This is all about Mortal Kombat. It gets quite rowdy.

We haven't posted an episode in a hot minute because Duenk has been away at sea and so hot off the presses is our most drunken sleepless ramblin' yet - talking about logistics, infrastructure, escape plans and various miscellaneous material that couldn't fit in other normal episodes

To truly control the hearts, minds and souls of your population, a burgeoning dictator needs a great marketing department. In this episode we debate different marketing messages to properly control your populace with words, symbols, mascots and more.

Being a dictator is hard work, so what happens when you want to kick back after a long day at the office and get some R+R? The gang discusses how to chillax when ruling the known universe.

As a dictator, it's import to stay abreast of the new developments in torturing technology. For all your burning, frying, scalding, stabbing and poking needs, the dictator-wanna-bees discuss the history of torture devices and their favorite options.

What kind of clothing would you and your people wear?

Everyone needs someone. When you're a dictator, you don't have many options so you lean on some friends to help out. Duenk and Elliot discuss the pros/cons/merits and detriments of appointing certain people to their cabinets of curiosity in their chosen dictatorial regimes and get a bit spicy when it comes to picking the positions. Stay tuned.

What happens when you die? As a dictator you have to have a plan in place to figure out who and what comes next. The Duenk and Elliot discuss.

As dictator of the world, what holiday would you enact? How would you celebrate? Let us know what holiday you'd want to celebrate based on our debate in the comments and be sure to tune in for our next episode