Sing along if you know the words: The Largey Bargey Spider went up the water spout... Space is really large, but it shouldn't make you pout... Up came the moon, and it's called Boxalottlepottle (not to be confused with Poxalottlebottle)!

Faster. Higher. Stronger. Despite the fact that Eli and Luke have neither speed, height, nor strength, the games have begun! There can only be one champion. 

Eli has gum pain, Luke gains dental acclaim, and an alien serum changes the game.

Friendless, flexible fiend filches food from fridge. Reckless, revengeful robot rights wrongs. Submarine spyglass secures sentience.

A noise in the attic makes Eli fret, Luke becomes a marionette, and Pixar's 8th film is 100% correct. 

Luke's indecision causes a division, Eli sees double and that leads to trouble, and a certain horny horse only makes matters worse.

"Eat puppies to your heart's content and play violin like nobody's watching." Eli is green when it comes to baking pies. Luke is green with envy. Their unexpected guest is just plain green.

Woohoos with cuckoos, fun with a stun gun, and an amnesiac's high school flashback.

Shall I compare thee to a Granny Smith?

Thou art more lovely and much less mundane. 

In this, the episode that is the fifth,

Luke and Eli walk down memory lane.

Galactic red tape gets in the way, a dangerous infection holds sway, and we all love Charlie Bailey, okay?