at last the show gary and will have been itching to make where they talk about smurfs i guess

The Dangerous Dave games are a series of PC platformers that acted as a precursor to Commander Keen, except with a redneck aesthetic and hyperviolence. This entry is hard, but not terrible, so we talk about how modern Helltimes have rendered thinking about having superpowers unpalatable.

Mega Man X makes his debut on the PS1! Considered the second best game in the Mega Man X series after the initial entry, what does X4 have to offer that's unique? Well, you get to play as Zero, for one.

Finally, the show that Will and Gary have been itching to do: An episode-by-episode discussion of randomly drawn Magic: The Gathering cards. This week's cords: Charismatic Conqueror, Mountain, Shakedown Heavy, and Forest.

Beast Wars: Transformers is an ugly show, and the PlayStation game based on it is even uglier. It’s a little bleak to consider that the cheap animation of the 80s cartoon is the best that these robots would ever look. So instead, Gary proposes a new sex move called “Trick or Treat”, and we work out the logistics of how to pull it off.

Jimmy becomes as annoying as possible. Kim proposes a new business venture.

Get over here! It's time to discuss one of the culturally important games of our lifetimes: Mortal Kombat! While this episode does use MKII as a focus point, this is largely about the series as a whole and it's impact. Get your fatalities ready!

Finally, the show that Will and Gary have been itching to do: An annotated version of old episodes of Everything To Guppy, where we do present-day commentary on our old selves' jokes. This week's episode: Bloody Penny.

It’s honestly weird that we haven’t already covered the NES version of Bad Dudes, a game with an infamous intro and horribly choppy handling. So Kaye brings it as her vanity pick, and we talk about how bad times have also made ALL of us into Bad Dudes.

Jimmy seduces Kim with a song from a musical. Mike and Hector trade some menacing words.