Perfect Weapon is a really strange game with a terrible control scheme, so naturally we decided to make this episode a really misguided listicle about file formats.

It's a big ball of grabbies in the sky.

A premise so potent it created an Abject Suffering Emergency.

I mean, we ALL turn into shapeless abominations after a few decades of living, right?

This thing can play a lot of second fiddles with all of those arms.

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about Apex Legends, Terra Tech, and we ask you what games make you the most anxious.

• Lots of Resident Evil and Final Fantasy games are coming to the Switch very soon.

• Anakin Skywalker is still baffling, in Star Wars Battlefront II.

• Winnie the Pooh comparison gets horror game “Devotion” pulled from Steam.

• What non-horror game makes you the most anxious?

• Dennis: Apex Legends.

• David: Sunless Skies. BattleTech. Terra Tech.

• Kole: Resident Evil 2: Ghost Survivors. Resident Evil GameBoy Color. Resident Evil Gaiden.