The dirtboys are back with, well, here we go.

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Kris and Kole talk about moderation, valuable fluids, and parasites.

ALSO: Shirley Temple desires. The middle. Too much news. Every house comes with Encino Man. Deer semen is very valuable. Osama Bin Laden’s entertainment collection. Sources, methods, triangulation, and crazy parasites. The zone defense.

It's time to learn about the virus that makes you a vampire, and turns sasquatches invisible.

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do, but we really wish they wouldn't.

Hey everyone! Welcome to the last season of X-Men The Animated Series. It's...not good y'all. These first two episodes, The Fifth Horseman and Jubilee's Fairytale Theater, are some of the weirdest shit we've ever seen. Not just weird X-Men episodes, but across all media. I don't even want to describe them to be honest. The first one is all about Apoclaypse and is sorta racist, and the second one is so weird and bad I kind of like it? I don't even know.

Who's ready for a game of bombardment?

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Into the Breach, the Diablo-on-Switch rumors, and we ask you which games remind you most of elementary school.

• People think there’s going to be Diablo on Switch.

• Cyan announces their new game, Firmament.

• AI finds glitch in Q*Bert.

• Procedurally generated chiptunes.

• What game do you most associate with your grade/elementary school years?

• Dennis: Into the Breach. Door Kickers.

• Ben: Into the Breach. Gloomhaven.

• Kole: DOOM 2016. Celeste.

• David: Monster Hunter: World.