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Kris and Kole talk about gimmicks, feuds, and off-label usage.

ALSO: Climbing the charts. The end of the internet. Ted Cruz lookalike pornography. Sinead O'Connor and Arsenio Hall have a feud. A Big box of human blood. Paint can shaker plane ride. Addicted to immodium.

More "K"s than a Mortal Kombat fan konvention. Also, another isometrik klusterfukk.

Passive aggressive space weirdos prowl the void, looking for gold to have sex with.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Jason Killingsworth talk about the High Wall of Lothric.

• You Died

• Jason on Twitter

• Press Select

• Buddy Holly

• Cutthroat Kitchen

• No Poise Frowny Emoticon

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare announcement, Hitman, and we ask you about video game school assignments.

• Dishonored 2 has a release date.

• John Romero cancels his Kickstarter.

• Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare announced.

• Mincraft comes to Gear VR.

• Oculus ships units to retail before

• What game would you assign for an English paper?

• Dennis: Duelyst. Curses and Chaos.

• Kole: Fallout: New Vegas.

• Ben: Hitman.

Here comes the Ankheg to undermine our views of intelligence and society, especially as concerns worms and farming.

Links:

• Ankheg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — An ankheg is described as having six legs and a many-segmented body, all covered in a brown (some closer to yellow) chitinous exoskeleton.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross rumble through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time and Dungeons and Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara.

Brawlers have a reputation for being simplistic and exploitative. They're a game design born of economic opportunity, engineered to accumulate quarters with frequency. But divorced from that, there are examples of brawlers with surprising depth and ingenuity. Turtles and Mystara are both great examples of the form, chosen by our community of Patreon backers.

• [Gelatinous Cube](www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tmzwrdTmY)

• [Mystara Megafaq](www.gamefaqs.com/arcade/563201-du…stara/faqs/11489)

• [Battletoads First Boss](www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHgVR0Ykkcc)

• [This shirt I got](www.amazon.com/Actually-Thirties…irt/dp/B0179U84FG)

• [Demon Stone](www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nKkPA4KKGg)

• [Our meatballs are eggs](www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1YTuSzZxdA)

• [Stone Protectors](www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=ch…tone%20protectors)

• [Flatliners](www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCm_NMU6Phw)

• [Wounded Knee](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wounded_Knee_Massacre)

• [DDR](www.lurkmore.com/view/DRR..._DRR..._DRR...)

• [Coming out of their shells](www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-BFosqCc…Ctck7yagjGFTENECx)

• [Both Dead Alewives sketches](www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kgx2b1sIRs)

• [Come on, Dragon's Crown](vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragons-cr…0216223255)

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It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.

Prepare yourselves to become slime slaves to gigantic bottom feeding degenerates.

Links:

• Aboleth - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — They resemble a bizarre eel, with long, tubular bodies, as well as a tail at one end and two fins near the head and another along the back.

A love letter to falconry and harp.