Kris and Kole talk about pot luck heuristics, impressing bros, and Kevin Kline.

ALSO: Acuity. The Good Samaritan was unemployed. The Oakley Pup Crawl. Someone brought botulism to the pot luck. The anatomy of a chicken. Bros burging bros. You're handsome, and I want to impress you. Jetsons Doorbell. The designated survivor. An indictment of Kevin Klein. Tisdale motto.

The odds were stacked against us. However, a despicably racist and universally reviled game can still bring some delight. Bring it on, Bad Rats.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Michael (VaatiVidya) talk about the first portion of Central Yharnam, up through the Cleric Beast encounter.

Next time, we'll finish out Central Yharnam with C.J. and Paddy from the Twin Humanities podcast.

• Vaati!

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• If one door tells the truth...

• Soapstone App

• Adam Bucceri

• Latchkey Kingdom

• That closed door...

• Super Arm

• The Other Vaati

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon.

• [Michael Kupperman](michaelkupperman.com/)

• [Azure Dreams](www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o9KVgt4014)

• [CoD Analysis](www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvN51r1o1Nc)

• [Masters of Doom](www.amazon.com/Masters-Doom-Crea…ure/dp/0812972155)

• [Anachronox](www.youtube.com/watch?v=isdE2R-j0CI)

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It's another movie pitch that's sure to make us millions: Dracula Force 5. It's a crisis on infinite Transylvanias as every representation of Dracula in media throughout history converges to fulfill some dark purpose. Alternate Title: Dracula vs. Dracula vs. Dracula vs. Dracula vs. Dracula.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses about the opening hours of Bloodborne.

• Titan Souls

• Ioun Stone

• Dark Souls Haters

• Brotherhood of the Wolf

Nick and Gary roll up on A Good Snowman is Hard to Build and Jazzpunk. It's hard to find a pair of games that left us so "meh" but here we are. Listen for details.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Guitar Hero Live, Spirits of Spring, and we ask you which game characters are cutest/creepiest.

• Guitar Hero Live.

• Hearthstone comes to iPhone and Android.

• Grand Theft Auto biopic details emerge.

• Telltale's Game of Thrones

• Creepiest video game character? Cutest video game character?

• Ben: Alien: Isolation.

• David: Bloodborne.

• Dennis: Papo y Yo. Spirits of Spring.

• Kole: Majora's Mask 3D.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross delve into Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon.

If you're judging this game on adorableness, it passes with flying colors. If you're judging it on mechanics, it's the best introduction to Roguelikes you're likely to get. If you're judging it on story... Wait, where's Rafaello? I love him so god damn much.

• Roguelike Radio

• Dark Sun

• Sillicon Valley

• Underwater Moonlight

• 3 word phrase

• Shiren the Wanderer

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