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Kris and Kole talk about the ballistic properties of pumpkin pie filling, snow days, and courtesy.

ALSO: Symphonic Sanford and Son. We're not communicating in any way. Colon Bowling. Hunter S. Thompson describing a room. Canned goods to prevent school violence. No more snow days. Teachers be banging students. The most courteous robbery. Buddy's Carpet and Little Tom.

It was the year 2170 and Detective Jack Cyber looked out his window at the fossil fuel burning cars on the street below. Teeming throngs of citizens on roller blades frequented the payphones below. Jack's pager buzzed insistently on his desk, right as a beautiful dame walked through his office's door, past the pneumatic tube document carrier. "There's a techno dragon on the loose, Jack, and you'll never guess what it shoots from its tail." "I'm going to need at least 5 more megabytes of RAM to handle this, sweet cheeks." The femme fatale faxed the purchase order, reluctantly.

Special Guest: Riff Conner.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to 3D Dot Game Heroes.

• Hot Dr. Pepper

• Salt and Sanctuary

• Metal Wolf Chaos

Nick and Gary take a hard look at a cyberpunk thriller and a sensitive meditation on the future, both done in the medium of Twine. Plenty of ranting within! Here are the games: POWERCYCLES: http://noncanon.com/2015/PowerCycles.html Tea Leaves: http://navistudios.net/tealeaves/ Thanks to Tom and Davin, the respective creators of these neat, inspiring things.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the rumored Joystiq closure, Brawlhalla, and we ask you if you're ready for V.R. (virtual reality, or VR).

• Joystiq rumored to shut down.

• World of Warcraft selfies.

• Namco's loading screen game patent.

• What's your feeling on VR?

• Dennis: The Swapper. Resogun.

• Ben: Dragon Age: Inquisition.

• David: Brawlhalla.

• Kole: Grim Fandango.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Brave Fencer Musashi.

• [These guys. Don't watch this](www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0_oPPK6eA)

• [Malabar Farm](www.youtube.com/watch?v=A42yI287qD4)

• [Treehouse Cuts](www.yelp.com/biz/the-tree-house…nd-toys-new-york-2)

• [Palace music](www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpJ8ZrQ0DyQ)

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Kris and Kole talk about weather disasters, legumes, and skin confusion.

ALSO: Snowpocalypse. Christopher Lloyd. Woodburned notes to self. Bean nomenclature. Judgemental Maps. Doomsday clock. Weed spray for lady junk. Online school. Skin confusion. Get your hack game on point.

You come crash into me, and I come into you in a dummy's dream. In a dummy's dream.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about 3D dot Game Heroes in this first episode of our "Imitation and Followers" interstitial season.

• Retro City Rampage

• Futurama Flatland

• Link Between Worlds

• Justine Tunney is the worst

• Aurini is also the worst

• Dark Enlightenment Magic Cards

• Look at this creepy drawing of Ms. Havisham

• Loading Screen tributes

• Don Dimello

Kole, Ben, David, and Jala talk about the recent Rock Band happenings, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and we ask you what your standard RPG character is.

• "Her Story" announced from Silent Hill Shattered Memories developer.

• iPhone with joystick.

• PlayStation Now leaves beta.

• Saints Row "Moneyshot" uncovered.

• Rock Band might be coming back?

• What's your standard RPG character?

• Jala: Star Trek. Mount Your Friends.

• Ben: Dragon Age: Inquisition.

• Kole: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

• David: inFAMOUS.