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Michael Jackson put out a game where the objective is to collect as many children as possible. Don't worry, we make the obvious jokes as soon as possible. We continue the streak of Abject Suffering games about known sex offenders. Got any suggestions for others?

This shouldn't be. 

I'm back! At least for a time. Inspired by the bathroom at work, a little bit about urinals and male bathroom ettiquette. Then, a song from the much missed Joystick Joy, a band whose live appearances featured one Brayton Cameron. Finally, more relationship talk with Zak Rouse.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Jon Wolf talk about the Artorias of the Abyss additional content.

If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Sanctuary Guardian through Manus.

The next episode will be an Appendix about Speed Running.

Please Note: All spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• Dungeon Mister

• Dragon Strike

• Dark Souls Connectivity Fix

• It's Always Sunny Wedding Dress

• Manticore

• Chimera

• Dark Souls Lightning in Water

• Woodstock '99

• Super Mario Movie

• Map of Lordran

• Falling Down

• The Arena (EQ)

• Does Anybody Want a Peanut

• 15 Mysteries You Didn't Know About Dark Souls

• Emerald Weapon

• Lisa Trevor

• Shirley Chisholm

• Map viewer DLC vs Lordran

• Achewood Googly Eyes

• The Polyphonic Spree - "Light and Day"

We are joined by Ryan Green and Josh Larson to discuss their game, "That Dragon, Cancer".

• That Dragon Cancer

• Rise of the Guardians

• Terence Malick

• The Tree of Life

• Cart Life

• Develop

• Artscape

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross release an episode about Soul Blazer.

We don’t really have good luck with action RPGs. While Soul Blazer is plenty charming, it’s definitely an early, simplistic take on the genre. Deathtoll has captured all living things, and it’s up to you to save them… but heroism is pretty repetitive.

• Candy Apple Island: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGEjFPA3-Yg

• Tell Me More: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRQZEs14Ejs

• Devil’s Advocate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=D44YUfi92ls

• What Dreams May Come: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_W6Qf6r0Zo

• Eternal Sunshine: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GiLxkDK8sI

• Bicentennial Man. Do not watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_qfC3utQwI

• Pepsi Girl: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAs81k8o398

• Gods and Generals: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNWtDRrHrQ

• Actraiser: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLUlbnc11_w

• Batman: www.youtube.com/watch?v=osrA1tQsAS8

• The Fly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=flGCik0MMKo

• Blast From the Past: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhMQOb0tEmI

• Makin’ Copies: www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live…opy-machine/n10022/

• David The Gnome: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJx8-DGgbiM

• Nintendo episode of Muppet Babies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi1QSFLaAXQ

• Progeria: Do not watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S67FslpRA3o

• Lungfishopolis: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1vIKaL0VA

• Mr. Magorium: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grsk5tfoXvg

• The Village: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq_B_ukrGKo

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Hey, we know what it's like to be you. You're an innovator, you've recently been divorced and you're sick of speed dating. Try this: Speed Marriage.

Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack.

Giving ball. Gumption crossing. You never let go of the trophy. Party Barn. Baby Hal. Ergo, toot. Poop car. Buyin' a spot. Caddyshack is overrated. I just want meinne kinder back. All's fair in love and GWAR.

This man explains how I feel most times. 

All right, all right. This is just the apology/retraction/revision of my quittin' episode. Like I said before, we're nearing the end but we've got a few great episodes coming up as well as some sort of announcement as to what I'll be doing next. Until then, enjoy this mini-sode.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Will Owens read your responses about the Catacombs and the Tomb of the Giants. Also, deleted scenes.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• Pre-taped call in show

• Abject terror

• Dave Mirra

• Black Metal/Burzum/Until the Light Takes Us

• My watch has been magnetized

• Lakini's Juice

• It was a Good Day, a specific Good Day