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Routine errands beckon to you in a non-maze-like world. You are being mocked by a capricious god whose only mechanical means of influencing you are temptation and punishment. Can you feed your child and get to your finger-licious reward?

Have a wedding? You'll get the material to build a house. Interested? Why not listen.

Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem.

You're (part of) the problem. Who is Danny Aiello. McGee & Me. knives.co.us.au.org. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn. Cargo skirt. Baby shark baby. This is the plot to Blade. The crack baby hoax. Fanfiction.gov. You don't think you're ugly.

Transit Talez

Games! Gamers! I like it, sure, but it's also disgusting! Listen in!

Then a song from The Midnite Snax, a little number called At All that I've always been real fond of.

I close out this episode with some transit tales, which could almost be it's own podcast.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the X-Box One reveal, Thomas Was Alone, and Super Stickman Golf 2.

• X-Box One Announcement.

• Ben: Mass Effect 3.

• Dennis: The Walking Dead. X-COM: Enemy Unknown. Thomas Was Alone. God of War: Ascension.

• David: Loadout.

• Kole: Bioshock Infinite. Kerbal Space Program. Super Stick Man Golf 2.

• Free Play

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dennis Furia read your responses about the Duke's Archives and the Crystal Cave. Also, deleted scenes.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• FM-2030

• Yes Roundabout

• Falcor

• Kalameet vs. Manus

• 10 Things You Don't Know About Dark Souls

• Ornstein vs. Smough

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about how awful the world is, taking advantage of disabled people, and the importance of staying hydrated.

• Disabled Tour Guides: startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/15/…r-new-book/

• Matt Bors: Millennials Aren’t Lazy, They’re Fucked: www.mattbors.com/blog/2013/05/09/…y-theyre-fucked/

• House that’s always on fire: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF9yFCSICE8

• Ollie’s Discount Warehouse: www.olliesbargainoutlet.com/

• R. Crumb: xaharts.org/va/i/crumb/crumb_art_book-s.jpg

• Bilboquet: www.gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/VirtualExh…uet/pages/

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The worst part of children growing up has now been addressed. You're welcome.

Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence.

Fake court. Thanks Obama. Feeders. I hope I don't die in this car. A bachelor's in homely studies. Never clean your grill. Thumb orgasm. Pinterest Stress.

These girls are promoting.

My favorite thing about Dead Idea Valhalla was when I did shit like this. Inspired by PAX and the idiots behind NOS, I put together this. Enjoy!

Special thanks to Nick Glauber for being my Nos Energy.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4fGqqenQa0