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It's so easy for horses to go bad these days. I set them good.

Kris and Kole talk about air travel, religion, and making your mark.

Maynard G. Krebs. Your bad day? MY bad day! Wacky air travel stories. The Pope's Golden Years. Drink from this billboard. An exceptional latitude. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon committing incest. Make your mark. What's your egg horoscope?

Where is the party gland?

I know it's bad form to end on a cliff hanger but consider this a sorbet between thrilling episodes of your regularly scheduled program. I've been threatening forever and here it is. New Dead Idea Valhalla. Will this trend continue? Maybe!

The first part is just sort of a check in on the general shambles of my life. It's aimless but what else is new?

The song is from the covers club, one of the entries I'm really happy about.

The final part, which is really the reason why I wanted to do the episode, is born of a conversation I was having with my funny girlfriend about Moby Dick. Enjoy! Tell me what you think. More demand might equal more episodes.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Sim City woes, what "next gen" means, and we ask you who your favorite developers are.

• Wreck It Ralph snubbed.

• X-COM: Enemy Unknown coming to Mac.

• SimCity woes.

• Dennis: Vanquish. Dear Esther.

• Kole: Bit.Trip: Runner. Gravity Duck.

• Ben: Far Cry 3.

• David: EVE Online.

• Spot the real developer (Thanks, Geofrey Lawton!)

• Who are your favorite developers?

• The Watchmen

• I need a seat

• The real Batman

• Rayman giveaway.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Nick Glauber talk about Blighttown and the Valley of the Drakes.

If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Blighttown Gates through the Valley of the Drakes (leading to either Firelink or Darkroot Basin).

The next episode will cover all of Sen's Fortress.

• Nick's Twitch.tv Page

• Pre-taped call in show

• D.A.R.E.

• Giant Hole Swallowing Up Your House Added To List of Things To Worry About

• Crazy Town - "Butterfly"

• The Great Outdoors

• Christina Hendricks

• Chinatown Ending

• Shiva of the East Lost Dialogue (SPOILERS!)

• Prepare to Cry Daughters of Chaos (SPOILERS!)

• Fair Lady Dialogue (SPOILERS!)

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross summon up the courage to talk about the last half of Final Fantasy Tactics.

Ramza is a heretic, and the political intrigue we once knew is being replaced slowly by demon possession. FFT is still an amazing game that we would recommend, but its back nine is decidedly inferior to the front.

• [Mark McGrath: Look at this douche bag.](www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW6ldKYVDbg)

• [Cruise of Shit](www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013…y-over/62174/)

• [Luso Cut Scene](www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQJYRJ88-1Q)

• [Time Enough at Last](www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8lF4TS-BgQ)

• [What do you have against Mel Gibson?](www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGPLjm-fjo)

• [Drizzt](forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Drizzt_Do'Urden)

• [Corpse Flower](www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgHhDsJSXOI)

• [Room 101](www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3U83QLoATU)

• [Audible Link to Murakami](www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_10?as…362308628&sr=1-10)

• [Dirge of Cerberus](www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Cl-s1qZbQ)

• [Demon Stone](www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuT_lZvy84)

• [Sky Funeral](www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6hSK8CluxQ)

Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

I don't remember the part of Lord of the Rings where Frodo got a sword that would turn things into skeletons... let alone, I don't think he had it in Hobbitton. But that's the least of our worries, as we try and ignore the bitchin' tunes and talk about how weird this action RPG is.

Always follow advice from Adonis'.

Kris and Kole talk about fundraisers, traumatic middleschool memories, and spontaneous combustion.

The decision to shave your soul patch. Burger Gulag. Lottery winning meth explosion. A moment about the money room. Praise God, win sports. Who pooped the gym? The shit crayon. Cohabitation prohibition. The world's ugliest woman, laid to rest. Spontaneous combustion might not be a myth. All you could ever know about dowsing. Las Chagas.

Where's Waldo?

First up, I love this pair of episodes. This catchy little bit in the first part is improvised, one of the few times having a keybaord right next to me worked out. Watch out for hints in this first part as to what's going to happen!

So, other than hints, I have this little bit about secrets (theme!)

The middle song is R'yleh, a song from an EP available at my site. (theme!)

And then shit happens! Again, I'm very proud of how these two episodes turned out. Silly, dated, but still this makes me smile.