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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about comics, Dino Crisis, Spec Ops: The Line, and a little bit about Parasite Eve.

WARNING: WE SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF NEW X-MEN.

• New X-men: www.amazon.com/gp/product/078516…veASIN=0785165053

• The Walking Dead: www.amazon.com/gp/product/160706…veASIN=1607060760

• Dinocrisis: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp-59rTKNi4

• Spec Ops: The Line: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0085N…veASIN=B0085NTITS

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Oh! The place of many indignities! Jupiter's Thunder!

I'm balancing some serious and some silly here.

The first part is me recounting my experience with the NIU School Shooting a few years back, both in story form and in a song I wrote about it. I expand a bit about evil in the world, etc. High minded stuff for a podcast that later features a song called Pussystorm USA. That song is my favorite that a band I played with called The Midnite Snax. It's all about tension and release.

In the second half, I call in some guest stars to continue the saga of The Dungeon Mister. This will later get wrapped up and forms a pretty fun 3 part sketch thing. Thanks to Ryan Green and Mike Kitchell for their help!

Kole Ross, Dennis Furia, and Tyler Crumrine talk about the Pokemon X and Y announcement, Far Cry 3, and speedrunning against cancer.

• Tyler: Pokemon X and Y announced. Animaniguchi announced their second full length album "Endless Fantasy".

• Kole: Steam box officially announced, detailed.

• Dennis: Don't burn games.

• Tyler: Dark Souls. Far Cry 3. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor: Overclocked.

• Kole: Binding of Isaac. Elude. Cart Life.

• Dennis: Bit.Trip Runner. Anomaly: Warzone Earth.

• Favorite game of all time? Impactful games? Best/Worst game retail experiences?

• Awesome Games Done Quick cancer drive.

• Ninjas vs. Podcast

• "Meow" m- Anamanaguchi

• "Neighborhood 3 Requisition of Doom"

• Elude

• Oiche Mhaith

• Complete in Box

• "The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity"

• SpeedRunsLive.com

• Prevent Cancer Foundation

• The Yetee

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross take a microscope to Parasite Eve.

Organelles have run amok on New York City! It’s up to you to kill an actress who is possessed by your younger sister or an ancient woman from Africa or something! Squaresoft got really, really ambitious when they made this RPG/Survival Horror game. It was almost one of the best games we played, but it fell apart spectacularly toward the end. So it goes.

• [Parasite Eve]

• The 3rd Birthday: parasiteeve.wikia.com/wiki/The_3rd_Birthday

• Trespasser: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW-7uatehx4

• Parasite Eve Novel: www.amazon.com/gp/product/193223…veASIN=1932234209

• Mitochondria: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrS2uROUjK4

• Firestarter: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjF674gZQps

• Wicked Firestarter: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

• Lupus: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupus_erythematosus

• Star Ocean: www.youtube.com/watch?v=alTyR3AzLwA

• Vagrant Story: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3YTaLg0mTc

• “Piano Destruction” - IMDB Tag: www.imdb.com/keyword/destroying-a-piano/

• Blue Car Syndrome: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?te…+Car+Syndrome

• Bunk: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdY2MnDm48w

• Hotline Miami: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla…ded&v=UgXM7ivgYTo

• Retirony: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retirony

• Klugman is Dynamite: video.adultswim.com/space-ghost-coa…s-dynamite.html

• Jane Lynch in Wreck It Ralph: disney.wikia.com/wiki/Sergeant_Calhoun

• Sling Blade: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ

• The Selfish Gene: www.amazon.com/gp/product/019929…veASIN=0199291152

• “ABC Speech” - Glengarry Glen Ross: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVQPY4LlbJ4

• The New No-Nos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8MLaX2AS8

• Billy and the Cloneasaurus: www.snpp.com/episodes/1F18.html

• I’m comin’ to join ya’, Elizabeth! www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM

• Absurd Magneto Power: www.youtube.com/watch?v=etPXBm0zRvM

• My Uncle Ain’t No Monkey: www.patmccurdy.com/song.php?206

• The Bechdel Test: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/…ain.TheBechdelTest

• “Seether” - Veruca Salt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Y4BFigMC0

• Einhander: hardcoregaming101.net/einhander/einhander.htm

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Welcome to Lordran. There's some stuff you should know.

This is it, the first episode of a podcast dedicated entirely to Dark Souls, and other Souls games. We encourage you to play along, and this will be a great starting point for Dark Souls veterans and newcomers along. We discuss the history of the game, the basic tennets of survival, and take you on a tour through the Undead Asylum and Firelink Shrine.

The next episode will be all about the Undead Burg, up through the Hellkite Drake. Praise the Sun!

• Slingblade

• Lords of Dogtown

• Gleaming the Cube

• Metal Gear Solid Skating

• The Greek Pantheon

• The Four Fiends

• Kurt Vonnegut

• Dark Souls Wiki

• Dark Souls Wikidot

• Bi-Weekly vs. Semi-Weekly

• "Titannica" - Mr. Show

• Oscar of Astora Dialogue

• Gumption

• "Road to Nowhere" - The Talking Heads

• Norse Mythology

• Resident Evil Save Room Music

• Crestfallen Warrior Dialogue SPOILERS

• Petrus of Thorolund Dialogue SPOILERS

• Watch Out for Fireballs!

• The Level

• Those Damn Ross Kids

• The Pitch

• Dead Idea Valhalla

• Burgin'

Living it up while you're going down? Picture Steven Tyler making a series of tuna fish sandwiches, while you're suffering through a pretty crappy light gun game. That's Revolution X. Gary and Kole aren't pleased, but we quickly get off the topic of this game, glowing green skulls and all.

A happy accident resulting from exactly how repugnant The ECA-pal sounds, it's The E.C.O. Pal! Use it to tell everyone about everything today!

Kris and Kole talk about nomenclature, motivational speakers, and disappointment.

Patty Melt. The Etymology of Frosh. I'm Dan Davis, Captain of the Football Team! The Lieutenant Dan Band. Modern art weapons. One Pound Fish. Throw your bad thoughts away. Men Gone Mad. Easy Bake Ovens for boys, and Crazy Dames. Paris Syndrome. Chocolate mind robot. Attempted motorboat murder.

Frightful biology.

Probably a below average episode. The first half has a little pop screen nonsense and then something that can't really be construed as anything other than agism. But you know, ehhhhhh.

The song is probably the oldest thing I have recorded from one of my earliest bands, HiLo. There is a LOT of HiLo that went unrecorded, which breaks my heart.

And then the disgusting finale of Taint Misbehavin' which ends in exactly the way it has to, really.