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Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Zero's Escape: Virtue's Last Reward, Alpha Protocol, and the end of the Don't Tree. Stay tuned for more information about our new show, The Level.

• Kole: Super Mario 3D Land. Zero's Escape: Virtue's Last Reward. Dark Souls: Artorias of the Abyss.

• Ben: Alpha Protocol.

• David: Payday: The Heist. Kingdom of Loathing. Dark Souls.

• James Bond: Booze, Bonks, and Bodies

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross give Tomba! a stone age beatdown.

Evil Pigs have taken your grandpa’s watch and cast a curse over the entire world. It’s your job to… Wait, I can’t do this. To treat it seriously would be lying to you. Tomba! is a fondly remembered 2.5D platformer, but WOFF! hated it. Aside from our shared fondness for exclamation marks, there’s nothing to recommend Tomba!. Disagree? Listen, and hear our arguments.

• Tomba! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomba!

• Pulp Fiction Watch Scene: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw

• BUG! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFBwRnf3ZUQ

• Clockwork Knight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=escaoaXEPyI

• Astal: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VlFtv1AZ_k

• Dada: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dada

• We believe in nothing, Lebowski: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLs6gVCGJ5w

• I.F.O.C.E. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFOCE

• Zombies Ate My Neighbors Episode: duckfeed.tv/woff/6

• I Want to Be The Guy: kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/

• Magic Man: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z3ZAIIgAaA

• Dishonored: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005C2…=stunthdottran-20

• WOFF! Magnet: duckfeed.tv/blog/magnets

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Hello! Here is a special Halloween surprise: a dramatic reading of a piece of fiction I did for Insomnia Press.

Sorry about the interuption to the regular feed. DIV syndication will continue next week!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about samurai, reptiles, and perversion.

That's a show. An intermittent Kole. Blind elderly samurai. Sunscreen burn. Coupon-funded first dates. Reptile Van. Talk to the freezer. THE SCIENCE ZONE: Put that good poop in your butt. Retribution. Monkey gnaw. Some men are called perverts in their time.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Videogame: The Game, Don't Look Back, and play a game surrounding the brands of guns in Borderlands 2.

• Ben: Borderlands 2. Alpha Protocol.

• Dennis: Adventure Bar Story. Don't Look Back.

• Kole: The Basement Collection. Resident Evil 6. Dishonored. Dark Souls: Artorias of the Abyss.

• David: Payday: The Heist.

• Branded! (The Borderlands 2 Weapons Game)

• Chris Avalone Talk

• The Unfinished Swan

• Don't Shit Your Pants

• Video Games Hot Dog

• Starship Commander

• The 50 Year Sword

• Transcendental Youth

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross play Action Castle, talk about the most recent season of Breaking Bad, and talk a bit more about arcades.

• Parsley Games: memento-mori.com/online-store/parsely-games/

• Action Castle: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sehaj4mw38s

• Obesity B’s: www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8weDjGK5rA

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Jungle Jim's, celebrity sex, and conspiracies.

Robot Podcast. Jungle Jim's. Liz Taylor, Ronald Reagan, Vivian Vance, Frank Sinatra, and Unsolved Mysteries. Roaches for Glory. "Some girls __ easy". Meningitis Sex Line. Casey Anthony Illuminati Conspiracy. BindersFullofWomen.com. Son of God? Not insane.

Looks innocent but know that only misery lives here.

Merry Christmas! I arranged a Christmas version of the song! This show was weekly! I don't want to sound like I'm tooting my own horn or to belabor the point but man, the time this thing would take, I tells ya. It's almost as if someone making it wouldn't have time for healthy relationships!

This marks the beginning of the "around a half hour" length but I remember promoting it as double length. In my experience, podcasts end up about double what you anticipate. Luckily, length bloat went no further than that.

The misery here is real and the stories are real.

The 2nd bit doesn't quite come together as well as I thought it would but Dr. Sbaitso remains a pleasure.

Oh, and this is the first appearance of the whiny outro. I realize it sucks eventually, trust me!

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross grab the sticks and get to the bottom of why arcades are the best.

This episode is in the same vein as Episode 30. Recorded in person, both in-studio and in the field, Gary and Kole talk about arcade experiences in their entirety… from their smoky childhoods to their current-day selves exploring the arcade revival taking place in Portland, Oregon. Special thanks goes out to Ground Kontrol, the best goddamned arcade in Portland.

• Blasteroids: www.arcade-museum.com/game_detail.php?game_id=7146

• Hologram Time Traveler: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbl_23GwjJ8

• Pryde of the X-Men: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEvVgjwGzNU

• Lawrence of Arabia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_of_Arabia_(film)

• AMBER Alert: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMBER_Alert

• Cocktail Joust Cabinet: www.atariage.com/features/shows/o…humbnails/61.jpg

• Willow Arcade Game: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaEh6p6B_I8

• Blazing Saddles: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLNQv19YpG4

• E-STIM: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_electrostimulation

• Blood Wake: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Wake

• The Goonies 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rbrC3CsRiw

• Xbox Duke Controller: img260.imageshack.us/img260/8058/we…nspiration.jpg

• Jarts: americantailgaterassociation.org/featured…8-hearts

• Nibbler: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiOUAhzwIA0

• Battlezone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctr54kopo8I

• William Safire: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Safire

• BurgerTime: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rnRRph4bcE

• Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade -: groundkontrol.com/

• Brave Firefighters: www.arcade-museum.com/game_detail.php?game_id=7212

• Japanese Inputs: img213.imageshack.us/img213/2730/02…boonggahj6.jpg

• ET Landfill: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_video_game_burial

• Rock Revolution: www.engadget.com/2008/05/16/konam…-forgets-to-try/

• The Earl of Lemongrab: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQaqLmpPO14

• Just-World Hypothesis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_hypothesis

• Special When Lit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJtj7D_yCJU

• “Discover the Forgotten Masters” - PAX 2011: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMltRkgTqRg

• Cthulhu Mouth Dogs: www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/OES.jpg

• Galaxian 3 Cabinet: media.nerdblerp.com/uploaded/2010/1…galaxian3t6.jpg

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The longest Kris. Expanding and contracting. Skidmark Dora. Kole got an iron. The Drudge Factor and the Huffpo'boy. The Day the Beats Died. The law that outlawed smiles. Stay off the liquid nitrogen (Gastro-Dub). Return of the Butt Chug. When the internet hugs you. When the internet tattoos you. Chinese nipple regulations.