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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross latch onto the finer points of Bionic Commando.

Pro-tip: There is no jump button. Instead, you must use your rad bionic arm to swing into the hidden bases of the Badds (NOT THE NAZIS) and rescue your mentor and life-mate Super Joe. In the process, you’ll blow up lightning Hitler and escape a nuclear island by grappling to a helicopter.

• Bionic Commando

• Commando

• Top Secret!

• Pop Secret

• American History X

• Heavy D and the Boyz

• "Ziggy Startdust" - David Bowie

• Junko Tamiya

• Cuckoo Attack

• Dark Souls

• Ikari Warriors

• Rygar (NES)

• Rygar (PS2)

• Bionic Commando (2009)

• Hammer Bros.

• Umbrella Corporation

• Little Shop of Horrors

• Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

• GaGaGaGaGa - Spoon

• Doom 3

• Duct Tape Mod

• "Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee" - WOFF!

• Bionic Commando Script FAQ

• Zen Koan

• The Floor is Lava

• Donkey Kong Jr.

• "Mega Man X" - WOFF!

• Funeral Monologue from Synecdoche, New York

• "Starman" - David Bowie

• The Boys of Brazil

• Brazil (Film)

• Shadow of the Colossus

• Strong Bad Email - "Videogame"

• Bionic Commando Ending (Exploding Hitler)

• Kilgore Trout

• Breakfast of Champions

• Ice-nine

• Project Paperclip

• Bubsy

• Little Nemo: Dream Master

• Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! - "Pork"

• Triumph of the Will

• Ninjas vs. Podcast

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about identifying bodies, brewing, and legislation.

Suggested Talking Points:
You interrupted me. A groping of opportunity. Tattooed Grandsons. I ain’t no CSI. Shot through the Brain. Someone is doing terrorism against my vagina. Beard beer. Hookers and Hacks. Never lost a duck. Noiseless karaoke. North Korean Doom Hotel. Don’t say the V-word.

Kole and Ben talk about The Walking Dead, Ben’s E3 afterthoughts, and Watch Dogs.

• Kole: Walking Dead. Souvenir.

• Ben: Bastion.

• Ben’s E3 Afterthoughts.

• Video Games Hotdog

• Champions of Norrath

• Watch Dogs Demo

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about a particular episode of The Simpsons, Pokemon, the Talking Heads, and a little bit about Psi-Ops.

• Lisa the Vegetarian

• You Only Move Twice

• "Sorry It's Not in Packages"

• Hank Scorpio's Coat

• Gordy Howe

• John Byrne

• Adventure Time

• Zapdos

• Pokemon Snap

• Rule of Thirds

• The New Tetris

• Tetris Attack

• Talking Heads - "Once in a Lifetime"

• Talking Heads - "Stay Up Late"

• Talking Heads - "Burning Down the House"

• Talking Heads - "Building on Fire"

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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross hurl mixed praise at Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy… With their minds.

You’re Nick Scryer (GET IT!?) and you can run, shoot, sneak, and bang people against walls like bloody, screaming rag dolls. Or make their heads explode. There’s a bunch of other stuff, with weird bosses and invisible monstrosities from beyond… But that’s all pretty bad. Let’s spend a lot of time talking about how fun TK is.

• Psi-Ops

• Your Head A-Splode

• Good Jorb

• Second Sight

• Sack Lunch

• Uhh Yeah Dude - "Denny's" - GET IT!?

• Scrye Magazine

• 9/11

• Metal Gear Series

• Syphon Filter

• Havok Engine

• Goomba

• Emergent Gameplay

• Dr. Hibbert

• Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire

• Dark Souls

• Batman: Arkham City

• Deus Ex

• Door to Before

• Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

• OSHA

• MacGuffin

• Goof Troop

• Deus Ex: Human Revolution

• "Dead Man's Party" - Oingo Boingo

• F.E.A.R.

• Zoolander - Inside the COmputer

• Kludge

• From Beyond

• Look Around You - Sulphur

• Total Recall

• Great Expectations

• The Royal Tenenbaums

• "Needle in the Hay" - Elliot Smith

• Rushmore

• Advent Rising

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about chairs, condiments, and how awful the both of them are.

Suggested Talking Points:
Mystery sound. Reagan’s blood. Sorry, Chair. SCIENCE ZONE: Ketchup Lube. Constantly Covered with Cats. 20 gauge Super Soaker. Israel’s new weed. Arizona outlaws trolling (Thanks, Andrew). Throwing your teenage son under the gay internet porn bus. Hot dog sex work (Thanks, Andrew). Everyone wants American sauce. Chinese kiss savior. Cows crashed my party. News roundup.

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about a very disappointing E3.

• Kole: Waking Mars.

• Dennis: Puzzle Quest II. Battlefield 3.

• David: Diablo III. Echo Bazaar.

• A bunch of E3 stuff.

• Humble Bundle

• The Future is Now

• Racist PSP Ad

• Crossplay

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform Boston chiptunes, sleepwalking, game novelizations, and a little bit about the MacVenture series.

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cannibalism, dolphin parties, and creamy middles.

Suggested Talking Points:
Beard scratching contest. Late-night karaoke murder. Eat my face (Via Sasha). Sharp Dressed Pig. Ferris wheel for downs. Dub step dolphins. BMW perma-rection. Praise the lord and pass the rattlesnakes. She’s trying to kill me with sex.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Diablo III, Silent Hill: Downpour, and the ending of Mass Effect 3 (not really).

• David: Diablo III.

• Ben: Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

• Kole: Silent Hill: Downpour.

• Dennis: Assassin’s Creed: Recollection. Anodia. Feed Me Oil. Qvoid. Puzzle Quest 2. Silent Hill. Battlefield 3.

• Tomba! Announced for PSN

• DmC Delayed to 2013

• PSN Plus Upgrades Rumored

• Clockwork Orange

• Saint’s Row the Third

• Diablo Battle Chest

• Diablo III System Requirements

• Omega Male

• Metal Gear Solid HD Collection

• Watch Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy record for Arkham City, destroy the fabric of reality - Joystiq

• Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth

• Haunting Ground

• Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

• Silent Hill Movie vs. Game Comparison

• Tetris Attack

• TI-83 Plus

• Instacast

• Achewood

• Tomba!

• Hot Tub Time Machine