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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross seedy hotels, Scrooge McDuck’s dark past, and free strategy guides.

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about ancient candies, life hacks, and condiments.

A podcast called Wanda. The worst story. Atomic fireballs. Community guns. Life Hacks: Claw Machine Tips. Tax loophole incest? The Reese’s Robber. Hazard pay for rape. Science Zone: Again and Again. Tighter in France. Salsa Bandit. Paid to attend.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross capitalize on the nostalgic popularity of Duck Tales.

Duck Tales is regarded as one of the best NES games, and for good reason. Scrooge’s journey from the Himalayas to Transylvania to the Moon and back to Transylvania a few more times is one of the most novel and fun platformers around. Plus, that Moon music.

• Duck Tales

• Duck Tales Manual

• Gordon Gecko

• Knockback

• Darkwing Duck

• Olmec

• Legends of the Hidden Temple

• Duck Tales Movie

• Duck Tales Speed Run

• The Snow Leopard

• Edge Spawning

• Duck Tales Moon/Final Fantasy 6

• Duck Tales/ Sonic

• Moon / Advantage

• Moon / Mario Paint

• Frostillicus "Moon Pie"

• Super Mario 3D Land

• The Gift of the Magi

• Super secret ending

• Duckman

• The Adventures of Rad Gravity (I was wrong about which game it was! This is unrelated and hideous)

• McKids

• NES Flicker

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about being subdued, the logistics of chainsaw murder, and cheap beer.

No intro. Panty study. Heart Attack Grill. The logistics of chainsaw murder. Pong Beer Pong. Duff Beer. Outlawing cheap beer. My other personality did it. Buy this stall. Dead Rhino. Science Zone: Ringtones make you stupid. Trunk escapades.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross Brian Doyle Murray, exposition, and Christmas memories.

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new formats, bullying, and career decisions.

Suggested Talking Points: Continuing the format. Self immolation. When pajamas are outlawed. What does your wardrobe say about you? Monster is laying people off. No Name-Calling Day. The Most Overrated Thing. Shake and Bake. Gone Hookin’. Morgellons is Fake. Cool to DJ? Understanding Terrorism. An unending parade of Steves. No music.

Kole and Dennis talk about the PS Vita, strange controllers, and Dennis’s new games.

PS Vita ad campaign. Hardware reliability. PS Vita hardware. No PSN discount program for UMD owners in America. A single platform future? Naughty Dog considered new Jak game. The semantics of the remake. Psychonauts 2?

• Dennis: Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock. L.A. Noire. DC Universe Online. Run Roo Run. Please Stay Calm.

• Kole: Cave Story+. Assassin’s Creed: Revelations.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross kvetch about Metroid Fusion.

What began as the most divisive game WOFF has ever covered quickly became the game we loved to bash. Metroid Fusion is the black sheep of the Metroid series, having broken many conventions and flown in the face of what people loved about Super Metroid. Turns out, it’s not these strange design decisions we disliked, but other more fundamental flaws. Not even close encounters with the infamous SA-X could salvage this one.

• Metroid Fusion

• "Dragula" - Rob Zombie

• unseen64.net - Metroid 4

• Metroid: Other M

• Dead Space

• Blue Velvet Trailer

• Haunting Ground

• "YYZ" - Rush

• Resident Evil 5

• "Yakkety Sax" - Boots Randolph

• Jack Skellington

• Tetsuo

• Resident Evil

• Metroid Fusion - Secret Message

• Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the human heart, dangerous games, and travel.

Routine. Home births up, and the Great Outdoors. Two hearts. Gay marry this building. My Prius is Melting. Beer halls. The Toylet and up skirt epidemic. What grade would you go back to? I married my dead girlfriend. You and three other people. The Choking Game (Space Monkey). What kind of battery? A webshow. Airplane announcement hijinks.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross Downton Abbey, great lengths, and chronological perspective.

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